John FreeFree

[neurobro @0xNeurobro]

AI can now manage your entire portfolio with you!

And you can access it all in the Neurobro app

Paste your wallet address in 3 clicks & let Neurobro:

➞ Analyze every position you hold
➞ Roast your portfolio👀
➞ Show the risks you’re sitting on
➞ Personalize every answer to your real holdings

Completely free. Set it up in 30 seconds:

[neurobro @0xNeurobro]

🚨Daily Update Neurobros!

We’re currently in the final stages of preparing one of the biggest features ever for the Neurobro App👀

We’re building a full execution layer for crypto transactions, deeply integrated with both the Neurobro Agent + the News Feed

Imagine discovering an opportunity through Neurobro’s intelligence, analyzing it with our agents & taking action - all within the same app

This is one of the most ambitious products we’ve ever built & if everything goes according to plan, we could release it within the next 2 weeks

This will be MASSIVE Neurobros🤝

[neurobro @0xNeurobro]

🚨Daily Update Neurobros!

We’re currently expanding the payment options available for Neurobro users worldwide👀

Every day, we receive many requests from users who want to upgrade to a Neurobro Pro / Ultra plan but don’t have access to a supported payment method

Today we added 20 new payment methods to Neurobro Web & remember, your Neurobro Web + Mobile App accounts are the same

Over the coming weeks, we’ll be rolling out even more global payment options, making it easier than ever for users around the world to access the full power of Neurobro Pro / Ultra🤝

[neurobro @0xNeurobro]

🚨Daily Update Neurobros!

We’re happy to share that the Neurobro app is ranked among the highest-rated finance apps globally👀

With over 5,000 user reviews worldwide & an average rating of 4.9 stars, Neurobro sits in the top 1% of finance apps across all major platforms

Our focus has always been to build products that actually help you make better decisions in the markets

We’re constantly improving the app, shipping new features & expanding what’s possible inside Neurobro

Many more big updates are coming soon🤝

[neurobro @0xNeurobro]

🚨Daily Update Neurobros!

Tomorrow, we’ll officially submit the next big Neurobro App update to the App Store & Play Store👀

One of the most exciting new features will be a Global Leaderboard, where you’ll be able to see the most active Neurobro users & compete with the community

This update will also include several other improvements & new features to make the Neurobro experience even better

Stay tuned Neurobros🤝

[John FreeFree @FreefreeJohn]

@0xNeurobro 🚀

[neurobro @0xNeurobro]

🚨Daily Update Neurobros!

Neurobro brand awareness is accelerating globally👀

Every single week, we’re hitting new all-time highs in Google search trends for “Neurobro”

At the same time, our marketing machine is accelerating week after week, opening new markets + bringing millions of people closer to Neurobro

Our mission is of becoming the most influential retail trading platform in the world is coming closer every day!

We’re just getting started🤝

[MartyParty @martypartymusic]

People - I have conclusive and overwhelming evidence the offshore centralized exchange block (Bi,By,Bit,Okx) wash trade the dollar price of crypto to suppress price and liquidate leverage traders in both directions.

Organic supply and demand price discovery will always be met by one large wash trade. This means the exchange can place a large sell or buy order in their own order books which are unsurveiled, unregulated and unpoliced. More so they are using customer accounted assets to do so. (its all opaque anyway so doesnt really matter they can account however they need to) No different to the charges against FTX. FTX was just the scape goes for the Choke Point strategy.

You can see this clearly in the charts its obvious.

Its not IF. It is proven.

What is a wash trade? If you have $10m of Bitcoin, you can sell it on the order book at any ask price you need. The price will immidietely go there and because of volume dominance and weighting the emmitted price into the Chainlink Pyth Oracle and API networks will mean all other exchanges will syncronize with the wash traded price through market dynamics. Then you can buy it back using TWAP or large order book bid. You can see this clearly in the charts as well.

Now understand this is all on a centralized platform so there is no real dollars and no real Bitcoin, its all fake. Whats not fake is the domino effect of the new price which effects the entire industry. There are no consequences for this behavior until regulated.

This strategy is what draws the chart some call "the cycle", "the wyckoff" and the "bull and bear" market. It has nothing to do with supply and demand. The offshore whales control the dollar price through their apparatus.

Q: Who wouldnt want this regulated? Hmmm. Focus on that today.

Also: When they are ready they will wash trade a super cycle.

What does this mean for us? IMO: take advantage of the suppression and accumulate spot to self custody. If you trade use the liquidation levels and max pains it is the best indication of the wash trade targets to extract maximum retail liquidity. Understand its always been this way. If you believe in the technology consider the suppression a discount.

[neurobro @0xNeurobro]

🚨Daily Update Neurobros!

We’ve just released another big update for the Neurobro App with some exciting new features👀

Right now, we’re actively building a Referral Program, allowing you to invite your friends + get exclusive rewards

On top of that, we’re introducing a Global Leaderboard, where the most active Neurobro users will compete & be recognized

We’ll keep you updated Neurobros 🤝

[neurobro @0xNeurobro]

🚨Daily Update Neurobros!

Today we discovered some insane statistics👀

Over the past 3 months, our primary focus has been on growing & improving the Neurobro mobile app

Meanwhile, we simply kept Neurobro Web (formerly Neurodex) running in the background

Today we checked the numbers…

In May alone, Neurobro Web generated over 153,000 website visits & the growth rate is accelerating

This means that Neurobro Web by itself is already one of the top visited crypto research platforms in the world!

This doesn’t even include our mobile app where adoption is currently around 3x larger than our web traffic

We’re reaching a point where the Neurobro ecosystem is becoming impossible to ignore Neurobros🤝

[Vlad ⚡ @iamspacecreated]

Neurobro is dangerously addictive right now!

As of today our team gets ~95% of its financial research directly from Neurobro from both web & mobile

Portfolio movements, market news, Tinder-style news swiping & deep portfolio analysis

All synced in one place

And we’re also building a massive global + regional leaderboard where everyone will be able to compete, prove their edge & climb the ranks!!

Stocks. Crypto. Forex. XAU. Day trading. Long-term investing. There’s something for everyone!

If you use Neurobro -- you’re GMI 🔥

[neurobro @0xNeurobro]

🚨Big Update Neurobros!

Today we want to share some interesting statistics about the Neurobro App👀

Current metrics:

• 150,000 total users (excluding the web version)
• ~4 minutes average session duration
• 4,800 reviews across the App Store & Play Store with a 4.9⭐ rating
• 1,000 new downloads / day
• 50+ new subscribers / day
• Top countries: Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand, Japan, Singapore, Taiwan, South Korea, USA, Philippines & Cambodia

What makes us especially excited is that we’re still in the very early stages!

Our goal is to 10x these metrics by the end of this year🤝

[neurobro @0xNeurobro]

🚨Daily Update Neurobros!

This month of June is going to be incredibly exciting for the Neurobro App👀

Not only are we going to keep grinding hard on making the product better every single day, but we’re also preparing to 3x our marketing efforts

Right now, Neurobro is averaging around 1,000 downloads / day

Our goal is to reach over 3,000 downloads / day by the end of this month

This month, we’ll also begin rolling out exciting new community features inside the app, including:

• A referral program
• New social & community features
• Potential integrations involving the $BRO token

Stay tuned Neurobros 🤝

[neurobro @0xNeurobro]

🚨Daily Update Neurobros!

The new Neurobro App update is now LIVE👀

You can now connect any wallet directly to the app & receive advanced AI analyses of your entire portfolio

Getting started takes just 2 clicks:

• Open the Portfolio tab
• Paste your wallet address
• Let Neurobro do the rest

Our agents will analyze your holdings, identify risks, find opportunities & provide personalized insights in seconds

Enjoy the analyses Neurobros🤝

[neurobro @0xNeurobro]

🚨Daily Update Neurobros!

We’ve officially submitted the massive new Portfolio Analysis update to the App Store & Play Store👀

With this update, users will be able to connect their exchange accounts + wallets to Neurobro & receive advanced AI-powered portfolio analyses in just one click

At the same time, the Neurobro App is absolutely exploding in growth

Just today, we added over 2,000 new users & the number keeps increasing every single day

Soon, Neurobro will become the most influential retail trading app in the world!

Stay tuned Neurobros🤝

[AI on Base @AIonBase_]

Top gainers x402 coins on Base last 7D

What are you aping into next?👇

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[NA @HappyCatKripto]

Jane Street. They didn't stop at meerly selling UST, and being a primary cause of the crash.

Unsealed documents now show us JS treated LUNA//UST as a MEV event.

Documents now tell us, Jane Street abused the Mint/Burn mechanism.

After all, Jane Street had the knowledge to do it first. Just like they had the knowledge first on the 4 pool.

Unlike greenpeace, my content is based on facts, legal document and truth.

Further more, I have only ever put money into LUNC, and deployed NON profit tools. I don't need to explain the things i've done.

The lord himself has witnessed my deeds.

[neurobro @0xNeurobro]

🚨Daily Update Neurobros!

After last weekend’s massive Neurobro App update, we’re not slowing down at all👀

In fact - this weekend we’re planning an even bigger release

Soon, users will be able to connect any wallet directly to Neurobro app & let the AI:

• Analyze it
• Roast it 👀
• Detect risks + weak spots
• And much much more

At the same time, we’re currently signing major partnerships with some of the biggest trading firms in the world

Massive things are happening behind the scenes Neurobros🤝

[Vlad ⚡ @iamspacecreated]

@valneurobro @0xNeurobro Let's go! Nothing beats the top tier execution combined with our crazy iterations & unmatched focus!

Love Neurobro 👊👀

[Val @valneurobro]

A year ago @0xNeurobro didn’t exist

Today 250,000+ people across app + web open it before they place a trade. In 185 countries

Retail traders don’t lose because they lack data. They lose because they’re alone, emotional + guessing

We’re building the AI layer that fixes that

Everyone can vibecode a trading app in a weekend now. Few companies have real engineering + distribution cheap enough to reach millions

This account is where I think out loud about building it