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freedom from the known

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@baharkarakrt 3

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@TMZ He should only drive Tesla with FSD

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Oh it’s question on logic. Now some might say what is logic so let me explain it to you how norm McDonald explained it to me

Every day I meet somebody new, you know, this city’s great because of the neighborly people, you know. But I did meet one neighbor with an interesting story. This guy just moved in next door to me, so I’m always one to meet the neighbors. So I went over, I knocked on the door next door where I live, and I say to the guy, “Hey, I’m your new neighbor. Good to see you, nice to run into you, welcome to the neighborhood.” And I said, “What do you do for a living there, sir—if you don’t mind me asking—what do you do for a living?” I’m a nightclub comic, I tell the guy. So he says to me, “I’m a… I work down at the University of Science there. I’m a professor of logic.”
“Oh, so I says, ‘Logic? Now what the hell is that? I never heard tell of that.’”
He says, “Oh, well, it’s a kind of a pattern of syllogistic… well, it’s hard to explain. Why don’t I give you an example?”
So I said, “Fair enough, why don’t you do that?”
So the guy says, “Well, let me ask you a question. Do you own a doghouse?”
So I go, “Yes, I do.”
He says, “Well, then that means you probably have a dog.”
I said, “Yes.”
He says, “Well, that means you have a family if you have a dog.”
I said, “Yes, I do.”
He said, “Uh, well, then that means you got kids, you’re married.”
I said, “Yes, yes, I am.”
He says, “Well, then you’re a heterosexual man.”
I said, “Yes, sir, I am.”
He says, “Well, you see, that’s logic there. Simply from finding out you had a doghouse, I made this series of inferences and I found you’re a heterosexual man simply from the fact that you had a doghouse.”
Well, I said, “Good God, isn’t that something?”
So I said, “Well, I won’t waste any more of your time there, neighbor,” and I left. So I go to get a bus, you know, to the bus stop, and I’m standing at the bus and no bus coming at all. Five or six of us standing around, and one guy lights up a cigarette there, and he goes, “As soon as you light up a cigarette, the bus comes.” And he smokes the whole damn cigarette—no bus comes.
So I said to the guy, “Well, that theory really worked, huh?” And the guy goes, “Well, sometimes it works.”
Anyways, the guy goes, “What’s new with you?”
I go, “Well, I had an interesting thing happen to me today. I met my neighbor. And he had a hell of an interesting job. He’s a professor of logic down at the University of Science.”
And the guy says, “Is that so? Professor of logic? What the hell is that, logic?”
I said, “Well, it’s a series of… I can’t remember exactly, but I’ll give you an example if you want to hear an example.”
So the guy goes, “All right, fair enough.”
So I said, “Let me ask you this. Do you own a doghouse?”
And the guy goes, “No, I don’t own a doghouse.”
So I says, “Oh yeah… you’re one of them gays.”

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@sashayanshin Car ownership is going to drop when it makes no financial sense to own one.

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@AIDRIVR @wholemars @TechOperator I am in the same boat. If they are giving refund on the reservation I think that’s enough for you to cancel if you don’t want the product.

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@elonmusk It’s not great in animation of pictures. People don’t look the same!!!

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@elonmusk @XFreeze Does that squeezing nut thing work for a woke liberal? Regular liberal can still think imo!!

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@OutofSpecDave Have AWD. Don’t hear a thing…

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@alex_avoigt Buy a new model S with luxe package before they remove FSD

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@alex_avoigt What about Autonomy of European citizens.
So all Europe needs a bureaucratic government to protect them from themselves!!

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@HolySmokas You win some you loose some!! Still not too late

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@AnupamPKher @elonmusk Well you gained me!!

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@aelluswamy U mean he is a ret- !! I meant intellectually challenged at this time?

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@Tesla_India Status symbol that protects your family!!

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@ray4tesla We did a helicopter trip here this spring.

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@ValerieAnne1970 Efficacy against Herpes Zoster
Compared with placebo, SHINGRIX significantly reduced the risk of developing HZ by 97.2% (95% CI: 93.7,
99.0) in subjects aged 50 years and older (Table 4).

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@ValerieAnne1970 The study also found an estimated three cases of GBS per million vaccinations administered in adults aged 65 and older

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@WallStreetApes Difference between these salts is one is sodium chloride and other we don’t really know. Body needs sodium chloride and other elements it needs to survive. It doesn’t care how it gets it!!

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@76Off43 Sik Dawen

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@itskyleconner How is the FSD in BMW. I will buy it right away