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[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

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ㅤ❝ㅤ𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳.~ㅤ❞
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- 𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍/𝙽𝚘𝚗-𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍

ㅤ-ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ/ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ

ㅤ- 𝙱𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕

ㅤ- 𝙊𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝘿𝙈𝙨

🎨tzokatli
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[𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘔𝘐𝘔𝘌 🎈 @ONEFRIENDLYMIME]

He may be silent, but he makes some pretty slick noises with his throat.

You just gotta make it happen somehow-

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

❝ Shush, before my throat does the talking.

The gulp throat stuff, you know what I mean- ❞

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

❝ Exactly, but I prefer them being bacon, they tend to get annoying.

Worse than me, and I'm perfect. ❞

[Arashi Tenshi @SapphiricAngel]

@FreelanceL0ver “I mean, true. Just cause bacon is made from a pig, doesn’t mean it’s a pig.”

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

Obviously, yeah!

Can't hide something that just shows in plain sight, but. He manages to make the public keep an eye on him for dumb reasons.

[No One @Shapeshiftersex]

@FreelanceL0ver

He always knew Max was packing some ass -

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

One of them . . .

Will it end up with two things or whatever it is touching him?

Just keep him distracted if it gets touched-

[The Squeshes @SimpleThicc]

Can…

Can one of them touch?

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

Wait . .

That requires effort? Eaaaasy things he can do and say later on-

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

❝ Maybe I'd call myself a wizard, I can make people disappear.

Just not in any way legally. It's my job. ❞

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

He has... Many. Things.

That is all he has to disclose. He was always thick in the right places, anyway.

[The Squeshes @SimpleThicc]

Some of them may be more than a bit curious about the bunny butt that @FreelanceL0ver is carrying…

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

❝ Many things that no sane person should have, and luckily-

I'm never classified as sane! It's probably for the best, I'm here for one thing only!

Completely freelance on everything! It's what I do best. ❞

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

❝ I would say it's not a good thing, but it's me! I have too many things about me that make the public scream.

They fear nothing but the items I have.

Anyway, sure- We can relate in some ways. ❞

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

❝ I don't mean to doubt you, but both. You don't understand and are fairly stupid.

So we can relate! Kind of! ❞

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

❝ In my vocabulary, it made more sense than anything in the world.

I'd be happy to work new meanings in the dictionary, but I prefer giving people a stabby stab. ❞

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

❝ Being gay doesn't make you gay, duh. ❞

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

❝ 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧! ❞

🎨herrmoki

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

Several. Things.

Including free shipping bombs!

[𓆌𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔶 𝔗𝔬 𝔅𝔢 𝔅𝔢𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔡𓆌 @Crxcodiletexrs]

He substituted anal beads with bombs didn’t he

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘵.

[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

Bombs do NOT work well with lewd things.

Also, do not ask him how he knows this stuff.

[𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘔𝘐𝘔𝘌 🎈 @ONEFRIENDLYMIME]

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⭒𝘕/𝘚𝘍𝘞

⭒18+

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⭒𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘯.

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[♡ ＴＯＭ ♡ @HISLOVELYISLAND]

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[Ｍ Ａ Ｘ @FreelanceL0ver]

You should 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 not let Max outside of the cage. It's a big risk you're taking.

Pain comes from that.