Lance M. Brown

green libertarian
enemy of otherism
Internet Sherpa
Dad

Check out my Substack "I Still Love the Internet":

[Lance M. Brown @FreelanceLance]

@dalepartridge I assume you'd prefer a jury comrised entirely of bigoted pieces of shit like yourself?

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@SteveHiltonx Fuck off.

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@LizWolfeReason @maribooboo7 "Submit to your husband, {insert woman's name here]. You're not in charge." is misogynist. It is literally based on the premise that the woman is the man's inferior. A.k.a. misogyny.

It can be a specific biblical concept and a belief a ton of you share and also be misogynist.

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@VickieforNYC That is a despicable and warped thing for anyone to say, never mind an elected official. And you do it while claiming to defend the country and what it's about.

Stunning.

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@NeverNotFunny @podhowtosurvive I GOT THE PRE-GUESS RIGHT!

Had to tell someone...

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@franchise_wise @atrupar @Sec_Noem HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is very funny thank you for the laugh.

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@heartofhonor231 @HistoryBoomer Nope. It's not.

And since they are using fentanyl as their excuse for destroying relations with countries around the world, wrecking the economy, and devastating families and human rights, you left off a key adjective for her "misspeaking": dangerous.

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@SquarespaceHelp OK, I will do that. But is your live chat working or not, and what is the wait time there?

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@SquarespaceHelp Is your live chat working, and if so, how long is the wait time? It's been saying "This may take a few minutes" for ~30 minutes. Our law firm website and email is down and we need urgent help.

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@MsMelChen "If 1A is allowed to trump immigration law, do you even have a nation?"

Yes.

Why in the world would immigration law trump the first and most important amendment to the Constitution?

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@webdraw_ SEND

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@DarrenJBeattie Gross.

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3 million sharks are killed for their livers -- every year! For what? Beauty products and health supplements. Major retailers like Amazon and eBay fuel this slaughter by selling these products, pushing sharks toward extinction. Let's end this cruelty! https://t.co/i9IKDJQj2C

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Look everyone! It's my first proper Substack post!
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"I Still Love the Internet" #1: The Internet's Agenda, Onionfowars, the Internet Solves Laundry, How to Internet Better, and more https://t.co/r2OWCscjcS

[Lance M. Brown @FreelanceLance]

Hey tweeters! I haven't been around here much because of reasons. (It's not you, it's me. And then it became Elon.)

But I am launching a Substack! It kicks off tomorrow.

Sneak preview: https://t.co/z03AiMcpWC
Subscribe (free unless you want to pay): https://t.co/nimvFkoqj8

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@automattic @photomatt "Matt's website". Ha! More like Matt's mental breakdown. Matt's megalomania. Matt's Trumpification. Matt's big public tantrum.

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@lewiscarhart Yes please

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@kylenabecker I didn't hear her boast about anything. This is some serious non-news. They were in the same club, more than 20 years ago, more than a decade apart from each other. Grasp at straws much?

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I get these malicious plugin attack reports from Wordfence regularly...happy to say I've never seen a plugin I recommend come up in one.

https://t.co/eNEdJwHqDK

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@LPNH You guys sound like a bunch of dicks. (And liars, based on the fact-checking in the comments.)

Chase is a good candidate, and was hands-down the best of the pack that was running.

Enjoy having the support of people who like saying "Based". You've earned it.