Michael LaPenna

CEO at #creative #consulting brand site while gallivanting around the Multiverse.

[Michael LaPenna @FreelanceMikey]

Please instruct me regarding how to Douglas https://t.co/GfNgpChCyg #SeductiveSunday #mondaymotivation

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@greg_price11 I can’t tell if you’re making fun of Trump or Harris here.

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@juicypoopin I come by the check on you once in a while. 😁

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@heavydishongry There really is a real new Dua Lipa album coming out I think on the eighth. 🫠

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@heavydishongry I heard with the new Dua Lipa album next week🤔

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@juicypoopin Never had a real one. Just Sonic’s version. What makes them great in your opinion?

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…. @mccarthyredhead @VinceAverill why wasn’t Sky Blue renamed Sky Black back when she got misted by Malakai and became evil? Missed opportunity. #AEWCollision #AEW

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@juicypoopin

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@notjaketho Literally, my job is to know all the punctuation and make fun of people who do it wrong and then don’t know they’re being roasted

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@juicypoopin Five bedrooms is for if you have wild parties and since you are pretty much, not wanting to do that, I would say that it’s too big.

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Will Osprey versus Bryan Danielson 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 hot fire bombs 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄 #AEWDynasty

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Why do people not see that Taylor Swift’s line about 1830s without the racists is acknowledging the horrors of racism and not promoting it? Number two, it’s a hypothetical to make the point itself: you cannot divorce from reality no matter how much you want to.

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@juicypoopin So elated for you, uce!

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@juicypoopin did you notice that WWE ad that talked about “sign-filled” arenas. Guess what I heard?

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@juicypoopin And water is wet. Good luck, 🌳

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I just had someone tell me that they’re a fan of Beyoncé and they think that Cowboy Carter “doesn’t sound good” in their opinion and I feel like I’m being gaslit. #COWBOYCARTER

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@juicypoopin I saw a TikTok of a husband with a wife with ADHD and he just helps her tie up her loose ends and then make it work. It was really loving.

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@juicypoopin Dummy! Yeeeeah!

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@juicypoopin Congratulations! Sex is pretty much the only thing that will stop me from watching wrestling. That or previously planned super fun shit

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@heavydishongry Jesus Christ plays for the Yankees??