"I'll be doing NaNoWriMo so I won't be online as much in November!" we writers say, looking you dead in the eye as we lie because we'll totally be online twice as much to complain how hard it is to write this book we chose to write.
are writers actually cats?
- should be working, but probably is napping
- has bitten, will bite again
- stares unblinking at you but is actually having book idea
- has reputation of being cute AND evil all at once
- disappears for ages and returns expecting food
A lonely woman agrees to buy booze for a group of teenagers and let them party at her house. Soon after, though, they begin to question the intention of their host.
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Brain: we should WRITE
Me: good idea
Brain: here are characters, an aesthetic board, playlist...oh oh! we can daydream so many epic scene snippets and--
Me: great! now how does it all fit together?
Brain: [has left the chat]
authors: i'm just going to write this one novel
[1 year later]
authors: well the GOOD news is i have written that novel! now in other news i have 72 ideas, a seven-book series, a short story that ended up 90K, shower idea i must develop, i'm doing a retelling, wHAT IF i wrote a--
how to improve your writing
- write dozens of books, millions of words
- learn to edit and rewrite
- read and read
- enjoy life; go outside sometimes
- use the garden stones to spell HELP ME
- cry into the void until it offers to edit for you just to shut you up