Hamo

You've been chosen. Make no mistake.

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

One of the most important things that Elon taught me:

People engaging in fraud are always the first and loudest to complain.

[Tshwanelo🫧 @_tshwanelo_]

Actually, Instagram reels are funnier than Tik tok videos 😭

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

I have a neighbour who plays loud music but I think everyone tolerates it cause his playlists are so fire😂
Adi huwa nazima ngoma zangu niskize zake😭

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We cannot understand the true nature of the Universe, unless we question deeply.

I want to know what is real, even if the answer is total obliteration of my consciousness.

[WAMBUI @wambo_wamboi]

Kuweka nduthi exhaust kubwa ndio upigie watu kelele town that's some sort of illiteracy

[Pavel Durov @durov]

If you want to reach your full potential and maintain clarity of mind, stay away from addictive substances. My success and health come from 20+ years of abstaining from alcohol, tobacco, coffee, pills, and illegal drugs. Short-term pleasure isn’t worth your future.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Nobody plays mobile games on their phones anymore

[I fvck w people selectively @kotparkland]

We are too grown to be playing games while texting, mimi nikiwa na simu i will reply fast kama chat gpt

[wanjiru💋 @WanjiruNjagiii]

Jesus! Safaricom sitaki your Kes 500 cash reward. Rest😭

[Claire Nasike Akello @MissNasike]

I cooked traditional Kenyan dishes for friends & family, and their reactions were amazing!

Since some were trying them for the first time, I made a side of meatballs & green peas in coconut cream—just in case.

If I open a restaurant, mtanunua?😊 #indigenousfoods

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Twitter is crazy utapata unatusiwa na mtu bado anapigwa na mzazi

Can't make this up 😂

[Twirie @_twirie]

The way we switch between English, Swahili, and Sheng mid-sentence is actually linguistic excellence 👌

[°tiki™ @__tikiii]

Nakumbuka nikiadmitiwa form one tulinunua kengele na mzae tukidhani ndio golden bells

[dax @thdxr]

the only career advice i have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on linkedin

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

We have gone back to indigenous maize production for consumption in the farm. Today we selected the best cobs for seed. No more suffering from counterfeit seeds.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

No regrets because we had the Konshens, Alkaline, Gyptian era ❤️

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

WE ARE THE OPPOSITION!!