michael 🎃

aerospace engineer | dog and cat dad | chicken mom | god's filthiest commie | Texan 🤠| 32 | Free Palestine 🍉

[Juaco 🔻🇲🇽 @Juaco_org]

Amigos compatriotas. Texas ya no tiene misiles Patriots para defenderse

[north star radio ☀️ @comrade_casey]

ok this is just getting sad at this point.

[✯ 𝔍𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖆 ✯ @_Sprinkles_77]

Big Tits Energy ✅
Big Sunglasses ✅

[Eddie @eddi3_trades]

single mom pussy grip like a corporate handshake

[michael 🎃 @FreesideMike]

love my grandma tho she highkey a real one

[michael 🎃 @FreesideMike]

whyd this blow up 😭 😭

[michael 🎃 @FreesideMike]

My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.

[jujubee @juliegirltweets]

I’ve never thought about reproduction but I still enjoy sex a lot……

[michael 🎃 @FreesideMike]

@laineyyyy01

[michael 🎃 @FreesideMike]

My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.

[michael 🎃 @FreesideMike]

@juliegirltweets ghosting is so lame literally just use your big boy words

[michael 🎃 @FreesideMike]

why is 95% of men’s fashion just pants that are too tight or pants that are too baggy?

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Not voting isn’t revolutionary, edgy or cool. It’s cowardly, lazy, privileged and stupid.

[michael 🎃 @FreesideMike]

@nickrohrer8 @tiffplzz Who cares about them tho? A high healing parse could just mean poor mana management, excessive overhealing, or a bunch of dps standing in fire the entire time.

[michael 🎃 @FreesideMike]

da fuck you want me to do about it??

[GH HILL @GHHILL1911]

Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.

[michael 🎃 @FreesideMike]

Blizzard should double down on damage-based racials but they put a chip in your brain that detonates if you think about anything other than fantasy when picking your wow race

[OG SNARK ☕️ @SnarkingIsLegal]

New tattoo, for Hila ❤️

[michael 🎃 @FreesideMike]

@laineyyyy01 small brain and pp

[michael 🎃 @FreesideMike]

Never seen an emotionally available person attract emotionally unavailable people.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the “change” in question:

[michael 🎃 @FreesideMike]

@nickrohrer8 @tiffplzz Who looks at healer parses is that even a thing? Have literally never been asked my parse as a healer. Is this a retail thing or something?