Eric Wiliams

''All You Had To Do Was Follow The Damn Train, CJ.''

~Big Smoke~

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

I remember the good ol' days when I had to walk back and forth to school in the 150° temperature heat...barefoot...in the snow!
#damn #backintheday

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

@DJMINDSTORMZ @GameSpot ....so your will be getting the new Hogwarts game, I assume.

[Hunter 🎮 @NextGenPlayer]

What’s better, Elden Ring or Horizon Forbidden West? 🤔 #PS5

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

@NextGenPlayer And we should all know by now because it's been proven MANY times before:
A games "Sales" (number of units sold) does not indicate the quality of game. Especially when it comes to a new IP.

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

@NextGenPlayer HFW is the better game. HZD was already a great game and HFW took everything that it's predecessor did right and improved on it. Elden Ring is a great game, but it has a Niche audience.

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

#ShowerThoughts "On The Job Training" should be called a "Tutorial" instead.

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

Sent my wife into a panic when she asked me how our daughter's hair looks this morning. I told her "Well, you can tell that her Dad did it."

If you don't hear from me within the next 48 hours, check the backyard.

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

Me and a drunk guy had a conversation yesterday.

Him: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Me: Yeah, where else would he go?
Him:...have you ever seen one shit in the woods?
Me: No, why would I hang around bears?
Him: Word!

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

Now it is my turn to traumatize everyone else with that joke. Your welcome.

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

My Alexa told me a joke.
"What kind of salad wears diapers?"
"Baby Greens"

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

Me, when an OG yells out "Don't Hurt 'Em Now!"

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

#ShowerThoughts People who work for Elon Musk should be called "Musketeers."

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

To all the brothas that convinced me that it "wasn't trickin' if I had it," y'all lied. Now I got 3 car notes, 2 mortgages, and 7 different gym membership.😪

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

My 3 year old handed me a banana and said that her "banana phone wasn't working." The next 90 mins were dedicated to trying to make the banana call Minnie Mouse.

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

....still shoulda chased him tho. Smh

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

Didn't chase after him for a couple reasons. 1: I would not have caught him. 2: My job was to watch the front of the house.

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

Dude ran out of a house on foot. I saw his foot after he hopped the fence run away. That's it.

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

I let my team down today. In my feels.

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

@BackTheCops Welcome to the family, bro!

[Eric Wiliams @Freeze_EZPD]

#LivePD
Player 1 wins....FLAWLESS VICTORY!!