David Mirkovic just announced that he’s back via Twitch livestream…
He then announced that all donations sent to his Twitch will fund the salaries of Illinois basketball team managers.
This dude is on track to be the greatest Illini of all time
#TheRetention
John Blackwell wearing his dad’s uniform to announce he is signing with Illinois is going to feed a Monicals family pleaser to every family in the state.
Asked my wife if she wanted to go grab dinner at Nobu on Saturday night at 6:09.
She looked at me with a discerning look. “I know it’s April first, Jon” she said.
She knows Illinois and UConn clash in the final four at that hour.
Marry the right person kids.
This is April.
Illinois Democrats saw this locker room celebration, got offended by the squirt guns, and immediately proposed a 5¢ per squirt tax.
“We have to close the squirt loophole.” - Gov. Pritzker, probably.
#Illini David Mirkovic wearing a cowboy hat for postgame interviews:
Where did he get it? Amazon.
How much? $34
What brand? Not sure.
Does he feel like a cowboy? "Yeah, why not, we in Texas."
Video: KXAN
Illini nation it is now more apparent than ever that we need to Recruit Black Players Again (RBPA).
Trent Frazier, Ayo Dosunmu, and Kofi Cockburn are being kept awake at night, aware of the lack of melanin currently featured in our program.
Remember when @Sturdy32 asked Brad a legitimate question about closing games? Someone want to ask him again today and see if he actually answers it? 15 point lead TWICE and you lose? Find the answers, coach!
And just to reiterate, Illinois lost Morez Johnson because Morez wanted to bully for 20 easy points at the rim while slowly developing a three. The Underwoods preferred softer/savvier bigs popping to the line and spacing the floor
Once Michigan matched renegotiated NIL, he left.