Nick Lopresti

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

All fat girls are hot girls, but not all hot girls are fat girls

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

Fat bitches love Snapchat filters

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

Donkey Kong country had the greatest soundtrack of all time

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

The worst kinds of people are ones that don’t give sympathy laughs

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

When I beat my meat high af I feel like the phantom cum

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

Finally got back into my Twitter

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

Who can shit on Paul’s balls?

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

I wonder if top tier colleges or very professional jobs seriously look through you’re old tweets or instagram posts I hate how actors get fired over stuff like that people change grow form different viewpoints and so does their humor

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

If and when I die I need a compilation of me with the less I know the better as the background song thank you

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

When life gives you lemons take a shit on the golden toilet

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

I’m tryna bust a nut not bust a move

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

Any girl that puts makeup on to make it look like they have injuries is crazy

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

@JoeyKhoper Her puhpuh stinky

[Papi Chulo @DukeOfDutches]

I must got Macroorchidism walkin round like dis

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

This is fucking legendary

[MUHAMMAD ONYANGO @Moha001_Onyango]

Joey Saladino meant what he tweeted... Nigga just donated his left testicle 🙆🙆🙆 #Impeached

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

Sittin in Spanish class wondering if fucking peanut butter is the wave????

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

It’s crazy how it’s easier for people to blame themselves then it is to admit there was nothing that could be done

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

I’m barbaric for the pussy

[Nick Lopresti @Freezing_Frenzy]

Hide my dick and hit a female prison serving cock