Normal person: "We spent the day in the pool, grilled, and enjoyed the 90 degree weather!"
Me and GF: "We saved money by dying in the heat of our apartment and watched HGTV all day. And snacked on spicy guacamole."
@deepfriedchad what you don't like being doped off your ass around girls looking like they were fished out the ocean with neon netting while listening to the gayest songs of our generation?