frandemic

pretty sweaty

(she/they)

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Having my beer on the ground while finn works up the courage to join

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I kind of lost my need for twitter when I realized I can say my dumb thoughts in the break room at work for the same response

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

Jon interviewed Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas Attorney General, about why her state banned gender-affirming care for minors - ignoring the guidelines of major medical organizations and taking the decision out of parents’ hands. Watch the full interview on @AppleTVPlus

[frandemic @FrellenC]

not real. too silly to be a genuine snake.

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Just remembered winter :(((((((((((

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I love searching for small apartment ideas and everything that comes up is like “how to live comfortably with ONLY 1,000 sq ft!!!”

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@BirbBabe Stellar content

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I’m 2 hours into a shift without any of my friends here and I can’t believe people work in places where they don’t see their best friends everyday wtf

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@pug_dvd 😔 rip

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why is it so humiliating to put on chapstick am I doing it wrong

[frandemic @FrellenC]

@pug_dvd I will make a point to do this next time I see you so I can make sure I’m doing it right, thank you so much. Helped.

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I will always be shocked at how many people get SO mad when they are offered a free sample like it’s just a little treat wtf I’m trying to be nice

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There needs to be more cheep apts and not just bc I can’t afford anything but bc the rich have absolutely zero taste it’s all so bad

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tragic: annoying looking man complemented my pants

[alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics]

if ur response is vote harder, please stop. you can’t vote your way out of this. the institutions of our democracy are so fundamentally flawed (and liberal/centrist politicians have been so unwilling to exercise power or break rules) that it doesn’t matter if ur in the majority.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Vessel For Male Sexual Gratification Very Sad Today https://t.co/RergJ5Oj5a

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I need to know the record for amount of bread and butter consumed in one day bc I think I might be close

[EJ Chong @ejknoodles]

i know what i'm about

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cheese and hummus

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In my expensive hobby era

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resisting the urge to ask people if they have seen the king of the hill intro when they ask me what my life is like in chicago