Emmi G

Not amy or emma but those are both lovely names too

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Who do you hate more?

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

when you parked in a campus lot without a tag from 8-2:30 today and didn't get a ticket

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

*patiently waits for the magic conch to air drop 14 cases of bath and body works fall-scented candles on my apartment doorstep*

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

dead https://t.co/JIykmbv3LF

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

wifi and cellular data were all garbage all day and my blood pressure hasnt come down yet

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

i pity my own twitter account for being so outlandishly subpar

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

@jujgales sometimes when she speaks a turd accidentally falls out of her mouth and they somehow sneakily edit it out

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

@jujgales all i ever want to do really

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

@jujgales i miss ur dog

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

getting back on twitter to announce that I cant even remember the last time I had a sweet sweet pizza roll

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

@kennideahubler they are comfy but you must break them in and then they conform precisely to your foot and are amazing

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

@kennideahubler i meant no

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

did anyone else eat copious amounts of crushed ice as a snack as a child

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

@jujgales there's a door and u have 2 functional feet and the fruit flies can tend to themselves

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

@jujgales it's not weird. OWN IT!!!

[relatable @byreIatable]

when someone is physically attractive but boring as hell

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

@GoetzTheLadies Advice for you: Ramen, Tide Laundry Pods, set 2 alarms every night, call your big sis for help when needed :)

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

the best thing since sliced bread is UNSLICED BREAD. honestly you can just rip a softball sized chunk off the loaf and no one can stop u

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

I thought of more hobbies: trying to make ramen noodles healthy and imagining how I would be received by America if i were on the bachelor

[Emmi G @FrenchBagoetz]

Bed, bath, and beyond sounds like a list of my current hobbies except for the beyond part bc all i do is bathe and sleep