Frendo the Clown

A little drop of Baypen makes everything better! So listen to your friend Frendo and only purchase Baypen brand corn syrup. Only Baypen. It's delish!

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@Adam_Cesare A bunch of teenagers in a small enclosed space in the dark? Top notch idea. Love the thinking. This guy gets it. 🌽🌽🤡🌽🌽

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

Congratulations to @QMBPhillyGirl for her winning entry in the Draw Frendo and Win a Year's Supply of Corn Syrup Contest. What a talented young lady. Baypen predicts big things for you! Have the sweetest of days!

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@FANGORIA Why wasn't I told about this? Also I've never even owned a chainsaw.

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@joerussotweets Think you're missing one. 🌽🌽🤡🌽🌽

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@BDisgusting This is nonsense. I've never owned a pitchfork.

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@ChesterCheetah You know what's keeping that Cheeto preserved? Corn syrup! It's the building block of flavor!

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@RottenTomatoes We're just letting this Frendo character assassination stand? Come on, @RottenTomatoes, you're better than this.

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@JakeStateFarm @AppleTV If you left a trail of ooey gooey corn syrup, you'd have no trouble finding your way back. Wee!

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

Answer the question.

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@slshers Baypen Brand Corn Syrup and its spokesclown Frendo have nothing to do with this movie, and are exploring legal options.

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@Adam_Cesare I don't really see the resemblance, but 🤷‍♂️🤡

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@RLJEfilms Needless to say, Baypen Brand Corn Syrup will be taking legal action. Frendo loves sweet, sticky corn syrup, not the ritual slaughter of teenagers.

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@movieweb Needless to say, Baypen Brand Corn Syrup is exploring all legal options.

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@realshawnhunt I will sue you into oblivion!

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

I don't believe that this was signed off on by Baypen Brand Corn Syrup. Rest assured our lawyers are looking into it.

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Everyone's a friend of Frendo. Watch the official Red Band teaser trailer for CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD, the movie adaptation of @Adam_Cesare's slasher novel.

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@AnheuserBusch Mmm, where'd you guys get the mug o' corn syrup from? #jealous

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@Adam_Cesare Hey, I know you.

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@Variety Murder? Me? I think you might have me confused with someone else?

[Frendo the Clown @FrendotheClown]

@evildeadthing Looks like some quality programming.