Simon Lewis

Embracing my inner nerd since 1991. I'm just Simon. I'm not Edward Cullen, I don't sparkle. |Mortal Instruments RP - SPOILERS!|

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@StellaParis16 Oh yeah.

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#VideoGameHighSchool is trending and I want to know why I did not attend this miraculous place.

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@StellaParis16 No, he raped the native females (ages 9-10), killed natives when they didn't comply to demands, used them as slaves... Yeah.

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#HappyColumbusDay, even though Columbus was a DOUCHE.

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#NoBraDay. WAY ahead of you.

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Dang, I miss my army. I'm so sorry, you guys, I let you down.

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I need to bring back my army. Remember my army? The Daylarmy? The Daylighter Army!! That was the best.

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@ClaryAFray Thanks, bud. @StellaParis16 @DownworlderMaia

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@StellaParis16 That's what I'm telling you, nobody cares about your response!!

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@StellaParis16 Literally stop being a jerk here if you're gonna be rude don't comment. @DownworlderMaia @ClaryAFray

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@StellaParis16 Did I ASK you!?

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@DownworlderMaia Nah. @ClaryAFray never told you I used to take figure skating lessons when we were little?

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@StellaParis16 What, you're just jealous of my army? @ClaryAFray

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@StellaParis16 I had, like, 300 people in that army, thank you. We were going to take over New Zealand one day. @ClaryAFray

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Hey, @ClaryAFray, remember that time I tried to start my own army?

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... Look, I like ice hockey, okay?

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Ooh, Ovechkin is trending on Twitter. Almost a hat trick, I hear?

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Why's "The Moose" trending? Is this a Jared Padalecki thing?

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@ClaryAFray Help me.

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@ClaryAFray ... WHAT AM I TURNING INTO!?