Real life situation at the bar just now:
Random nigga: [staring at me]
Me: [staring back at random nigga]
Random nigga: excuse me but i think you used to deal with my homeboy in college
Me: Maybe idk who is your homeboy?
Random nigga: *says homeboys name*
Me: Yeah why what’s up?
Random nigga: You brought some buffalo chicken dip to the crib once
Me: [stares]
Random nigga: [stares]
Me: [stares]
Random nigga: You selling it?
Me: 🧍🏾♀️
Me: no
Random nigga: shame.