Mr Grapess

The most trusted news reporter in Western Civilisation!

[Mr Grapess @FreshGrapess]

#BreakingNews Eugene “Lone Ranger” Challis has been confirmed still alive after this photo of him outside Dreams gentleman’s club was posted onto social media Saturday night. There is still warrants out for his arrest due to his prior relation to the Medellin Cartel.
#LapDance

[Mr Grapess @FreshGrapess]

#breakingnews Members of BNR games are reportedly in talks of bringing the group back together.
After beating allegations of staging contests and sexual misconduct they are ready to return to the limelight after a long hiatus from the @YouTube platform
#YouTube #mubarak #BNRGames

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#BreakingNews
Leaked footage shows Corey Modrau also known under his Alias “Dartdrau” sucking cock for one singular JPS blue cigarette.
#SuckItOrFuckIt

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#BreakingNews @SStupedi has been unbanned from Twitter.
Welcome back @SStupedi
#คิมซูฮยอน #mügeanlı

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#BreakingNews the final images of Dartdrau have been leaked, he was found after taking a little tumble off the cliff, according to authorities there is no signs of foul play.
Local sources have stated his final meal was an ice break coffee and a JPS Blue cigarette.
#SmokingKills

[Mr Grapess @FreshGrapess]

This morning I woke up to the sad news that accredited Doctor, Rajesh Mutgilpi Gupta passed away yesterday.
According to our sources he passed away after eating the head of a rat that was infected with the Opooza Rat Disease.
Our prayers are with his family #India #RIP #Trump

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@darthsizzlee when he smells food

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New leaked images reveal @darthsizzlee and @bashley17401 showering together amidst the #COVID19Pandemic in 2020.
Photo credit: @LarryTheBrick1
#ChildHoodObesity #McDonalds #HeartFailure #Slippery #Lubricated

[Mr Grapess @FreshGrapess]

I reflect on my achievements as a journalist.
I have been accused multiple times of faking news and spreading misinformation. None of this was true.
I report only the truth.

In other news, new leaked footage reveals Mia Khalifa and @bashley17401 having sexual intercourse. #sex

[STREET FIGHT HARD 🥊🔞 @streetfighthard]

Thoughts on this? Fuck is she on😭

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Can i get to 50,000 by the end of the day? is that impossible? RT THIS LIKE CRAZY!!!

[Mr Grapess @FreshGrapess]

Why isn’t there pronouns in the new #NBA2K24.
Very close minded of @Ronnie2K, do better next year Ronald.
#Freedom #bdsm #whysoserious #minecraftsexmod

[Mr Grapess @FreshGrapess]

My favourite parts of #5amwritersclub.
Waking up to the sound of bird chirping.
A nice cup of coffee.
My blanky over my lap while I set out on a new journey of writing!
#CoffeeLover #ArmieHammer #AutisticAndProud

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Scarlett johanneson I will drink ur bath water...#random

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@LarryTheBrick1 @MichaelDoyleMi1 Well said @LarryTheBrick1 👏🏻 🍻

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BREAKING FUCKING NEWS CUNTS!
This just in!!!
Darth Sizzle has tested positive for Bashley disease.
Apparently Darth Sizzle and Bashley were spotted making out at Dreams Gentleman’s Club 3 days ago.
Here’s the leaked image.

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BREAKING NEWS❗️❗️❗️
Bashley disease has been spotted in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne.
@LarryTheBrick1 has tweeted out all the symptoms, get tested ASAP!
(Also the only cure is a 12 gauge round to the back abdomen)

[Mr Grapess @FreshGrapess]

This is epic

[betr @betr_au]

Elite from Allen's...

[Michael @michaeldaddy51]

I’m crippin for nip today

[Mr Grapess @FreshGrapess]

40 year old man posting about TikTok drama 🤡 😴 💀

[KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR]

Charli D’Amelio just unfollowed Lil Huddy!

It’s going down #DramaAlert