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[Sesame Chiccen 🔜Dreamcon @Loccdawggg]

Yeah if you’re a loser

[Jonah⚜️ @BuiltinDaBoot]

Watching the rest of the league make moves as a Pelicans fan...

[꙳•✡︎ @CELLPHONECRYING]

what niggas expected Gucci to do

[David Grubb @DMGrubb]

It’s a little strange that the Pelicans have announced no plans to celebrate their 25th year in New Orleans, is it not?

I don’t know of a team that cares so little for its history. No alumni base of former Pelicans/Hornets at all.

Strange. But not surprising.

[Dorian @nd0rian]

My sources said LeBron coming to New Orleans he wanna give back to the community

[🏌🏾‍♂️ @FreshHibachi]

hope he retires a Pel

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent DeAndre Jordan has agreed to a deal to return to the New Orleans Pelicans for his 19th NBA season, sources tell ESPN.

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

They’re talking about Jaylen Brown like he rushed back from an Achilles tear just to kill the chemistry of the 2 seed trying to be his old self and blow a 3-1 lead, all while one leg was smaller than the other. Wild to me.

[Pelicans Film Room @PelsFilmRoom]

With the 58th pick, the New Orleans Pelicans select Jaron Pierre Jr. from SMU

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

I love cats

[dr. b 🐐 @CheckTheResume]

I still ain’t learned

[Kodak🔜AC🔜Mega @KodakCoyote]

Chicago has a lot of things but what it definitely doesn’t have is late night/very early morning dining

[Quis @swaveyxquis]

This punk ass ngga would never in his life talk to these players like this to they face

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

“men are suppose to lead” says a woman who don’t listen for shit

[John Sleepa @ComedianSleepy]

Yeah fuck this nigga

[DOM @DOPEITSDOM]

When I was a kid I used to pray I would grow up to be the man that I am today. Just want to say thank you God.

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

There are about 18,000 species of wasps in North America. Roughly 20 of them can hurt you.

The wasps people fear are all from one family: Vespidae. They make up less than 1% of wasp species on the continent. They build the visible nests, they defend them aggressively, and they're the ones you remember from a bad encounter.

The other 99% live solitary lives and ignore humans entirely. Many can't sting at all. Many more have stingers but never use them on people because they don't have a nest to defend.

What they do instead is hunt other insects. A single mud dauber stocks her nest with paralyzed spiders, including widows and recluses. A braconid wasp lays eggs in tomato hornworms. An ichneumon wasp parasitizes wood-boring beetles that kill ash trees. A cuckoo wasp infiltrates the nests of other wasps and bees. Some species control aphids; others control caterpillars, beetle grubs, or flies.

Most agricultural pest insects in North America are controlled, in part, by parasitic wasps that almost no human ever sees. There are over 25,000 species of ichneumon wasps alone, and they keep entire orders of insects in check.

The five or so wasp species that ruin a picnic in late August are real. The 17,995 species that are running the pest control infrastructure of an entire continent get almost none.

[Joe @joe_espy]

I’m glad my hairline elite because being in the bed with a fitted on is madness

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Me not opening my bank app after spending too much money on Bullshit