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Tweets about my awkward return to the dating scene after 13 years of marriage.

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Funny how one bad date can motivate you to rewrite your entire online dating profile. #raisethebar #changethebait

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Tip: Always include a picture of yourself smiling on your dating profile so that people know whether or not you have teeth.

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Hey Player, you aren't fooling anyone by excluding your picture on your profile. You've got no game. #onlinedatinglosers

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Tips for 40+ reentering the dating circuit: 1) no one speaks on the phone anymore, 2) dating is still awkward & people are strange.

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Dear Creepy Guy, stating that you want to "move in with me & be my man," is not a good first OnlineDating impression. #Ewww

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Fellas, if you make a point to say "no drama" in your DatingProfile, we assume that YOU are actually a DramaQueen. #projection Look it up.

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Dating Tip 101: If you are taking a profile pic INDOORS---don't put on your sunglasses. #cheesedick

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Awesome, I'm really diggin' your profile picture of you wearing your "Hustler" t-shirt! #saidnowomanever #keepingitclassy

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Fellas, try and find a place other than your bathroom to take your dating profile pics ;-) #tolietseatdown

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Guys, don't be a jackass and include a picture of your hot tub in your online dating profile. Yes, you're creepy. #douchbagsdon'tgetdates