Fresh

🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑 BJJ

[Long Nguyen @LongNguyen000]

It’s honestly a breath of fresh air when you separate yourself from all the drama that has been weighing you down for all these months and when I forced myself to allow other people into my life, it’s just a different color to life… it’s a iykyk moment 😅

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Santas sleigh just hit the pentagon

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

bro idc if im 25 if i fall asleep in your car it’s your responsibility to carry me to bed and give me a kiss goodnight

[Fresh @FreshPrince22x]

Refried beans but coffee beans

[Fresh @FreshPrince22x]

Was gonna make a meme about the new movie “Barbarian”

But then my neighbor got raided by DEA

Not sure which one to joke about now so here’s my tweet

[Brady @pebbut]

british people can finally stop faking their accent and talk normally

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Bro there’s nothing worse than when the jig is up

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Fresh @FreshPrince22x]

@chiefblue1997 @FortniteGame Have you tried getting good?

[@jxf.me (Bluesky) / [email protected] (Mastodon) @jxxf]

Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

[MistyFanPage @MistyFanPage1]

@FreshPrince22x Lol!

[Fresh @FreshPrince22x]

Naming my kid Silly Billiam Sekung

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie” has got to be the least relatable simile of all time

[Fresh @FreshPrince22x]

@maddymaemusic https://t.co/EH9bgX0eZj

[Fresh @FreshPrince22x]

@maddymaemusic Step 1: Order Red Bull Slush in Sonic Drive-Thru

Step 2: Distill to separate

Step 3: Enjoy

Easy as 1-2-3

[Fresh @FreshPrince22x]

Michael Jordan is the greatest method actor to ever exist

[Otto Fernandez @OttoFernandez]

It's Chinese New Year and the first day of Black History Month?