FRESHERS 17/18

previously @Leaving_2017 | supplier of mock papers and memes| fifth horseman of the apocalypse | #RepealThe8th

[FRESHERS 17/18 @Freshers_18]

Pulling the strip of paper off my exam booklet so I can seal it closed😩 https://t.co/7j8GBapEqa

[nudist @nudist]

name a non sexual act that turns you on

[FRESHERS 17/18 @Freshers_18]

#ShanowenShakedown

[Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo]

The girl Flo Rida sings about in Low was wearing apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, baggy sweatpants, AND reeboks with the straps all at the same time so we must conclude that she was, in fact, a centaur. In this essay I will

[cúnla ní ḃ moss @nibmoss]

Tá Banphrionsa Disney Gaelach de dhíth orainn
Tá Banphrionsa Disney Gaelach de dhíth orainn
Tá Banphrionsa Disney Gaelach de dhíth orainn
Tá Banphrionsa Disney Gaelach de dhíth orainn
Tá Banphrionsa Disney Gaelach de dhíth orainn
Tá Banphrionsa Disney Gaelach de dhíth orainn
Tá B

[FRESHERS 17/18 @Freshers_18]

#IBelieveHer

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Me reading tweets about the Save the 8th rally

[FRESHERS 17/18 @Freshers_18]

Uni Group Project group chat starter pack

[James Kavanagh @JamesKavanagh_]

If you’re Irish and being all gushy and saying saying things like “it’s international women’s day wewww go women 🙌🏻💕” today but being completely silent about #RepealThe8th, you need to gerrah grip tbqh 🤷🏻‍♂️

[FRESHERS 17/18 @Freshers_18]

Dodging flyers during election campaigns like

[FRESHERS 17/18 @Freshers_18]

Nah fam:

RTÉ 1: 1
RTÉ 2: 2
TV3: 3
TG4: 4 https://t.co/B2BSDAqxOb

[FRESHERS 17/18 @Freshers_18]

The rest of the country @ Tallaght right now

#StormEmma #Lidl

[FRESHERS 17/18 @Freshers_18]

Question of the hour: is it

#Lidl #StormEmma

[ᴍʏᴅᴀ @maydahp]

NEVER in my 18 years of life have I done this, but God told me to. This is a dog I found on the side of a dirt road, with a HUGE tumor hanging from her belly. She has the calmest soul I’ve ever met. In my bio, you can find a link that will redirect you to a go-fund-me page.

[FRESHERS 17/18 @Freshers_18]

Mood: my Dad muting the TV because God Save the Queen started playing

[ebbi @eeeeeebeeeeeee]

Uno if u blow out your mouth like ‘haaaaah’ u get warm breath but if u blow out like ‘whooooooh’ it comes out cool air

[FRESHERS 17/18 @Freshers_18]

When you've just seen your 2336th tweet about bread

[FRESHERS 17/18 @Freshers_18]

Idk how people find their soulmates in college, it's been 6 months and i still haven't found out where the SU offices are

[FRESHERS 17/18 @Freshers_18]

When the lecture is about to end early but then a mature student asks a question

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

High school
(Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such

College
(Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt