Freshly Circumcised

Without the top hat - tales from a freshly circumcised penis.

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@AsaAkira hi - any chance you still sell that butthole T-shirt from DVDasa? I missed it and have never forgotten about it.

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#moretruethantrue

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31 DAYS! :D :D :D

This describes how im feeling - http://t.co/34FqSDfGhZ

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Tomorrow marks 31 days - 1 month since the surgery. *sigh*

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...I may have just been described as a Unicorn...

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Looking down at my hand all I think is: http://t.co/g1c0wD2mDs

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This is so strange... I'm not suppose to do anything with it and its like its baiting me to do something about it...

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NO MORE STITCHES! #hopefullyonlyonceinalifetime

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Anyday now! ANYDAY! :D

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Friend texted asking 'How is ol' one-eyed scarface?' - he knows cause I texted him a picture of the wounds from day 4 #bethedidntexpectthat

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The previous Tweet leads us to todays circumcision song of the day - http://t.co/gwOU6DSeDt

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A friend asked 'hows things?''just hoping things dont scar' he looks puzzled, all I can think about is this moment

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@SweetOctoberBoo why thank you :)

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@snowgrrrl sorry about that - work and life didn't want to co-exist, its not that I didn't want to!

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I will say though there were a few days that I didn't think it would heal or ever get better, http://t.co/HvVbbFCeL5

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I am Jack's raging inability to do anything about it ;) #fightclubshoutout

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Never before did I realize how many erections I got in a day - not doing anything about it makes me wonder is this more or less then average

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so now looking at my nolongerswollen member, single stitch left... is it strange that it seems... shorter but thicker? #circumcisionproblems

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You know you have an issue when the curves of a table top start seeming arousing... #allworkandnoplaymakehomersomethingsomething

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no sex, no self-play for the last 22 days - i'm beginning to wonder is this what normal un-hedonistic people go through? #imgonnablow