Steven Thomas

Baltimore Musician. Professional Insomniac. Dislikes: Westboro Baptist Church/Cool Ranch Doritos. If you don't have anything nice to say, say it anyway.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

So long motherfucker.

[Steven Thomas @FreshlySquozen]

Why is @JoshSpiegel paying for coffee at all? It should be free for 3 Time Murrow Award Winner Josh F-ing Spiegel. @JSS98Rock #LegendThirst

[Steven Thomas @FreshlySquozen]

@JSS98Rock I bet you they go the Baby Yoda or Groot route where they bring him back as a baby nut. The trend is in. #MrPeanut #MrPeanutDidntKillHimself #NutUp

[Steven Thomas @FreshlySquozen]

@JSS98Rock Put a copy of “Healthy Holly” in her basket so she has something to read. #Pugh

[Steven Thomas @FreshlySquozen]

Grew up on well done steak. We used to keep a trash can next to the table to spit the tire-like meat in after we drained it of flavor. Had a medium steak for the 1st time at 14 & thought the people didn’t cook it right. Tried a bite and never looked back. @JSS98Rock #goodyear

[TOOL effing TOOL @Tool]

#tool2019

[Steven Thomas @FreshlySquozen]

@cjcdrums @JSS98Rock Even better, he did the same with his car sometimes, which actually got robbed in front of our house and he STILL LEFT THE FUCKING FRONT DOOR UNLOCKED.

[Steven Thomas @FreshlySquozen]

@JSS98Rock I had a roommate that would never lock the door. Confronted him 30+ times. His thought was “if anyone is going to rob you, what’s a door doing to stop them” #dumb #norespect

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

NYC.... it’s a beautiful day to be alive..... avoid these little cocksuckers with the measles!!!

[Mike Morton @MortonSoundWrx]

Got some new orchestral patches and tried em out for this track. Makes me wish I played the cello. The song will show up on the video game NBIO7A coming in June! Check out @dieletztenrosen for more deets. #vgm #orchestral #musicproducers #ProTools

[Steven Thomas @FreshlySquozen]

@Grey_Jedi @MortonSoundWrx

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

On April 19th, a one-of-a-kind legend was born. Happy Birthday to Tim Curry, a true icon of cinema and pop culture at large. What's your favorite Curry character?

[Steven Thomas @FreshlySquozen]

@JSS98Rock Can you tell me where Chris is doing standup next so I can avoid those places? The emergency alert system sound is more entertaining than this guy. #blockhimup

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If I am not constantly told how great I am I get angry because even though I am omnipotent and omniscient I am emotionally insecure.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Nope. I'm winging it.

[Mike Morton @MortonSoundWrx]

Messing around with some #lofihiphop ideas. Took this from a Thelonius Monk recording, chopped it up, added some special sauce. Let me know if you like it/should I try and make a finished song out of it? #jazz #lofi

[Steven Thomas @FreshlySquozen]

It's 311 Day. It's also National Single Day. Coincidence? I think not. #Down #311day

[Steven Thomas @FreshlySquozen]

@CircuitVillains debut CD is almost here! Pre-Orders now available through my bio link. We appreciate your continued love and support, we couldn't have done this without you all. Catch us 3/23 at @MetroGallery for the album release.

Here's to the bad, the bold, and the wicked.

[Steven Thomas @FreshlySquozen]

@TheDominoKid13 Cuts down on the bullshit and I don't have to eat around it. If I wanted a small bone I'd give you a ring.

[Steven Thomas @FreshlySquozen]

@TheDominoKid13 You shut your whore mouth #bonelessforlife