Andy Grieser

Writer, editor, father, gamer, runner and former entertainment journalist. Director of content for a place that does stuff. Opinions are my own. He/him. BLM.

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@BriTellsStories My kiddo once said, “Daddy, I don’t like how the closet says my name.” 😱

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We talk about Spidey sense, but how tf does every mosquito know to move just before I swat it?

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Dusting off this account to say I’ve got some fun new ventures coming up. But first: Diana know I wrote some spooky books? Go read one! https://t.co/8FE8uw2aSp

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@ChuckTingle Thank you, Chuck. I needed this. My beautiful puppy, my constant companion for the last decade, trotted to the rainbow bridge last week. I haven’t stopped crying since. But you remind me happy days are still ahead.

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what an infinitely valuable gift to be alive and full of breath and witness this moment. sometimes it is hard to imagine any amount of trotting and creating and loving will live up to this gift, but youre dang sure i will try. so excited to trot out our best shot together bud

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@robertjbennett Not a fan of the Harrowsblack either.

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Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs (taylor’s version)

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@inviolablevoice Co-signed.

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@sasscarpone Oh for the love of

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@sasscarpone Brains can be your worst enemy. Ignore the digs; you are awesome.

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@sasscarpone I keep forgetting to show off my Thursday Thanksgiving Trap skills at manhandling a 31-pound turkey.

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@SemiSophrosyne I prefer the Tusken Raider version.

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@RealLyndaCarter Thank you, ma’am! Got it started brining late last night.

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@SemiSophrosyne This dork.

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@MisfitsTamara So many Internet dudes are pissed it’s not musclebound white men scowling at each other.

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@MisfitsTamara It was so much fun!

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@sasscarpone The glares I give from the sink in the men’s room when folks stroll straight out the door from the stall.

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@inviolablevoice Not gonna lie, I wish there was a market for pleasantly plump tattooed older dudes. Probably it’d be more fun than fighting traffic.

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@SemiSophrosyne I love to read it, and yes, I’ve got six chickens and a steady supply of eggs.

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@GailSimone That’s why he’s always angry.

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@thebeercolonel You left me on the moors!