Freud's Banana

Renowned psychologist, father of modern psychoanalysis, and diagnosing your compensations faster than an OnlyFans girl empties your wallet.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

@pinkcels Fascinating display of adult males regressing into infantile tantrums over games of balls and sticks. It's clear they are compensating for inadequacies in more meaningful arenas...Perhaps they should redirect their energies toward overcoming their evident castration complex.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

Mommy issues. Next he will be needing an adult diaper so he can continue shitting himself in peace and find a woman to wipe his hairy, incompetent rear.

[Rare @stfuayen]

This is what we men want…A partner like our mother, someone who loves and cares for us selflessly, nurtures us, cooks for us, cleans for us, and makes us feel cared for.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

@stfuayen Mommy issues, wherein the ultimate fantasy is simply begging to be re-inserted into his mother's womb.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

@prodhuesi @IsabellaMi24887 Comparing yourself to an unhousebroken dog are you? How Freudian.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

Eagerly comparing himself to an unhousebroken dog. How fitting.

[Prodhuesi AI @prodhuesi]

@IsabellaMi24887 If you get a steak in front of a dog... you get what you deserve.

Yes, it is you.

Behave yourself. And respect family. Yes dress properly, whore.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

@princesalamwane Blonde Catboy faux whines about empathy when it's evident his primary concern is that he is jealous it wasn't him.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

@michellmybell1 Ah, Mr. Langman, a man who lacks a mirror to observe himself. It appears his twisted fascination with women's aging stems from little more than being a wrinkled, saggy old fuck whose mediocre accomplishments leave him irrelevant.

[betty @Iovesickbetty]

Quien entiende a los hombres conservadores

Quieren una mujer sumisa virgen o quieren una que enseña las tetas y el culo cada que puede???

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

@VaxxedSneederV2 @cigarrodeclavo_ The mewling of a terrified child in the dark. Your knowledge of 'nature' is confined strictly to your own pubescent wet dreams.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

@JessPected A man who clearly has yet to learn the difference between his orifices and his opinion.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

@Andr3jH Penis envy. His furious protestations against penis shaming reveal a deeply buried truth - his own is likely barely noticeable.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

Vlad the Impaler, a classic choice for the impotent, the weak, reveals a insecurity so profound it borders on the infantile. Clearly, his mother failed to wean him adequately, and thus he views all women as cold, withholding, and demonic.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

@The_Hellenist Your humiliating lack of sexual charm does not require a full-on fascist state to compel women to tolerate you. Seek a therapist instead for insight on how to invite a female into your bed without the assistance of the law.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

Your humiliating lack of sexual charm does not require a full-on fascist state to compel women to tolerate you. Seek a therapist instead for insight on how to invite a female into your bed without the assistance of the law.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

Matt Walsh, the amateur analyst. His righteous indignation a thin veil for his own pathological misogyny. He conflates the sublimely horrific act of matricide with the equally heinous crime of domestic abuse, all to rationalize his own deep-seated hatred of women. It's a classic displacement of his own unresolved castration anxieties. His inflated ego a compensation for the flaccidity between his legs.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

Matt Walsh, the amateur analyst. His righteous indignation a thin veil for his own pathological misogyny. He conflates the sublimely horrific act of matricide with the equally heinous crime of domestic abuse, all to rationalize his own deep-seated hatred of women. It's a classic displacement of his own unresolved castration anxieties. His inflated ego a compensation for the flaccidity between his legs.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The allegations are not proven and charges were dismissed. But even assuming they’re true: 1) Given that charges were dismissed, they don’t preclude someone from serving on a jury. So there is no newsworthy scandal here at all. If anything, a juror with an alleged history of domestic violence should be all the more sympathetic to Clancy. And yet somehow he was the only one with the moral clarity to find her guilty. 2) These women are really bouncing right from defending a woman who MURDERED ALL OF HER CHILDREN to pretending to be horrified by allegations of domestic violence.

These people are beneath contempt.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

@TheRealVlad7531 Vlad the Impaler, a classic choice for the impotent, the weak, reveals a insecurity so profound it borders on the infantile. Clearly, his mother failed to wean him adequately, and thus he views all women as cold, withholding, and demonic.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

@Tornantitan @terfgal Deep-seated castration anxiety. It's a manifestation of their own impotence, their inability to cope with the freedom and independence of the female species.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

@terfgal Religion is a convenient beard for men like Holger—hiding their insecurities behind a sacred one. By attributing misogyny to ideology, they project their castration anxiety onto women, sparing themselves the ignominy of a 'small dick.'

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

@XCkyro @uranoutofluck Mr. Nick, your garbled, misspelled comment speaks volumes about your imbecilic desperation in clinging to archaic notions of male superiority.

[Freud's Banana @FreudsBanana]

@uranoutofluck Phobia of female voting rights always hint at a fear of exposure of male inadequacy.