Parody acc of the Bowser mod made by @Reydor_onX. NSFW/Proship Do NOT Interact or you’ll be blocked. Not actually affiliated with Frickbear’s 3 or SpookyRick.
[PINNED]
“Wanted to find a place to celebrate my son’s birthday at. So now I got hired by Garlic ‘Stache to work here. No further questions.”
[Bowser joins #frickptwt!)
#FRICKBEAR3#PTWT#Parodytwt
(TOTALLY not a repost to fix a small mistake.)
Some of you saw me rank these weirdos by vibes. Now I’m ranking ‘em how fast they’d lose to the King of Awesome in a fight. Spoiler: they all lose. There’s no “Loses” tier. There’s no “Struggles” tier. That doesn’t exist in my tierlist.
… Not even surprised at this point. Garlic ‘Stache keeps making more animatronics. You owe me for that vent, grease-paint. That’s coming out of Garlic ‘Stache’s paycheck, and he already owes me a birthday party.
[OPEN INT BAIT]
[[Reader] is relaxing, minding their own business, when they hear the clattering of vents and things falling as something approaches. Suddenly]
[CRASH!]
[Jackie hangs out of an open vent]
WHY HELLO! I haven't seen you before! What's YOUR deal?!
Some of you saw me rank these weirdos by vibes. Now I’m ranking ‘em how fast they’d lose to the King of Awesome in a fight. Spoiler: they all lose. There’s no “Loses” tier. There’s no “Struggles” tier. That doesn’t exist in my tierlist.