Fried Butthole

I am #FriedButthole #NotAFetishAccount

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raw clit piercing just got snagged on my sherpa blanket

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does anyone else make a living from creating unique poop smear oil pantings?

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what if every word in the spanish dialect was just the english with but it ends with “é” … flické myé clité…😉

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whenever im out of breath…rather than my heart beating…my clit beats and throbs instead. it also says “im going to contract the hantavirus for you, fried butthole…be ready” …😉

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i am drinking apple juice the viral poopie browns are joggling down my intestinal walls….💩💩💩

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does anyone elses clit pop off and launch into space like ariana grandes rocket titties??🤔🤔🚀

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The little critters that live in my bushy butt hairs bring me treats and trinkets whenever theyre in a bright mood…i must thank them for thy sacrifice.

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Every time I go in for a kiss with my lover my butthole starts to pucker up instead of my lips…🥁

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@zonbowkitty ok oh no💩

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Overfeeding myself so that I have unlimited poop stock for the next 4 days

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damp fartings happened and it smells like if a septic tank and nicki minaj made love

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@zonbowkitty ok i am ready

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@zonbowkitty hi💩

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pooping right now and every time i clench my intestines make a weird clicking sound

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when the pee is hot and has a spicy kick to it while its coming out

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just took a pee and it was chunky like korean konjac jelly

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Would you rather poop in your hands and clapor eat your poop chunks🤔🤔

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in another universe i am just a piece of poop floating around