Wintzell's Oyster House

Founded as a six-stool oyster bar in 1938 in Mobile, AL. Oysters — fried, stewed and nude — headline the iconic brand. 6 locations throughout Alabama.

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A woman will always make up her face when you are waiting for her parking space. #wintzells #wisdom

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Chiseler is a guy who gets into a revolving door behind you and comes out first. #wintzells #wisdom

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Age should not have to have its face lifted but rather teach the world to admire wrinkles. #wintzells #wisdom

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Don’t just sit there, Buy something. #wintzells #wisdom

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Be true to your teeth or they’ll be false to you. #wintzells #wisdom

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Intern: “Are you married?” Patient: “No, I’ve been run over.” #wintzells #wisdom

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The height of cleverness is to conceal one’s cleverness. #wintzells #wisdom

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Bath mats are little dry rugs that wet children like to stand beside. #wintzells #wisdom

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Never put off enjoyment for another day, there’s no time like the pleasant. #wintzells #wisdom

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He who spends time on his knees has no trouble standing on his feet. #wintzells #wisdom

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Experience is required in the making of almost anything except mistakes. #wintzells #wisdom

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It’s better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall. #wintzells #wisdom

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Many of us have an excellent aim in life, but no ammunition. #wintzells #wisdom

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Ideas are funny little things that won’t work unless you do. #wintzells #wisdom

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If work is a virtue, many of us are living in sin. #wintzells #wisdom

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Censorship reflects a society’s lack of confidence in itself. #wintzells #wisdom

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Circumstances do not make the man; they only reveal him to himself. #wintzells #wisdom

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A secret engagement is one a man finally discovers is his. #wintzells #wisdom

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The most important things in life aren’t things. #wintzells #wisdom