Dylan

allegedly

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too many guys jockeying for the role of "post malone we have at home"

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2024 Ty Pennington: Moo that Deng bus

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yosemite on a disposable

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@LibertyCalling @prashofseattle @SamAdlerBell Okay I’ve imagined it. What now?

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Glacier NP ft. light leak

[David Hering @hering_david]

I put 'Dallas' by Silver Jews over the opening credits to Dallas and it fits surprisingly well

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They really are the *great* smoky mountains 👍

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@daniela0spector @KaitCoffee Looks like Blue Hole and Jacob’s Well around Wimberley, TX

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In Montreal talking about jfk assassination truthers last night and a French woman stops me and says “what is this word you use? ‘Crank’?”

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The virgin “bonjer 🤓” vs the chad “bonSWAH 😎”

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making Too Sincere eye contact with your cat while Guy Clark’s LA Freeway plays, asking if he agrees it’s “goated”

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The juice is loose (from this mortal coil)

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? @thegridkid

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Portland’s nice but it’s trying a little too hard to be Richmond, Virginia

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The Passenger, Cormac McCarthy

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Bobby Oppenheimer get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the city Inventing a bomb as big as a damn bus

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Gonna start calling people who’ve never been on a game show “civilians”

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Has me in a very particular headspace. Just texting people “damn—kitties got into the spice cabinet” and following up with this