Just heard the US government are researching ways to stop the refraction, dispersion and reflection of light because when in combination with water droplets it leads to dangerous indoctrination into the LGBTQ+ community. 🌈🌈🌈 all future rain will be cancelled for public safety.
Is there a crisis helpline for those that have used one referencing system (and couldn’t even get that right) then had to switch to another for a specific piece of work? Asking for a furious friend. #footnotesarebetter#authordatesucks
I have complete confidence that my work is thorough, well-written, persuasive and I don’t have any doubt in my own ability. And then I wake up. Nah just kidding, I’m also an imposter in my dreams.
Trip to Lewes, Sussex to see the plaque for HMS Lewes, and a Russian cannon, and a ‘rat and spoon’ 🤷🏻♀️ (was a ‘rat and spoon’ the 17th C equivalent of the Live, laugh, love motif?)
I had fruit crumble for breakfast. Not proud of that choice. But I did make it myself and it was cherry and apricot. And it was excellent. Tune in next Saturday for more terrible dietary advice and baking tips.
If you would like to see this cotton wool ball covered stuff of nightmares, but on a bigger screen, then please attend this very exciting conference. I’m just as surprised that Santa has something to do with conflict and the sea as you are. https://t.co/xK4OF4yFTN