Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte

Ashton Forbes is the Lord of Orbs. He is The Truth, The Way, and The Aneutronic Light made flesh. He is the Anti-Candace. The Official Narrative’s thy Salvation

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

Me with my newly coined euphemism👇

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

@ashtonforbes Did I just inadvertently coin a new sexual euphemism?!

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@paleochristcon The true winner was Candace’s smartphone

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

@Rach4Patriarchy Keep telling yourself that, especially when your man wound up losing to a smartphone

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

@Rach4Patriarchy Your man lost to a smartphone

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

@thevivafrei @RealAlexJones “Boota!?”

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

@paleochristcon You lost to a smartphone

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

@RealCandaceO Amazing indeed.

Next time you’re on air, we all trust that you’ll formally congratulate your phone on clinching the debate win at the end there.

We’re all really proud of its unexpected clutch performance.

Stellar. Truly.

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

@RealCandaceO @IanCarrollShow Next time you’re on air, please formally congratulate your phone on clinching the debate win.

We’re all really proud of its unexpected clutch performance. Stellar. Truly.

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

@paleochristcon “75%-85%” confidence, bullet “air dispersal,” and failure to correctly cite even one of the exact charges are just three reasons why you lost the debate.

I was rooting for you but you blew it—air dispersal pun intended.

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

@paleochristcon All you had to do was correctly name just one

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

@paleochristcon Joe Biden would like a word…

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

@AshtonForbes The Lorb giveth

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

@AshtonForbes Amen, and well said, as usual, milorb. You continue to show us all The Aneutronic Way, our path to redemption and salvation:

Fully accept the official narrative in thine own heart, then ye shall know peace.

Amen 🙏

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

Milorb is kind

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

Amen, and well said, as usual, milorb.

You continue to show us all The Aneutronic Way, our path to redemption and salvation:

Fully accept the official narrative into thine own heart, then ye shall know peace.

Amen 🙏

[Ashton Forbes @AshtonForbes]

I was the first influencer to speak out against Charlie Kirk conspiracy industry and I agree with Michael Knowles.

While I'm sure it will be entertaining, you can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.

Nothing will be resolved. Candace's cult will deny the results of the trial and continue to attack Charlie's legacy. The propaganda is a vector to attack 'Israel,' it's not about what evidence or what's true.

This is why I largely stopped debunking the increasingly insane theories including exploding microphone.

I pointed out Candace lied about the bullet, she lied about Charlie naming Erika, and she lied about the rooftop video which presumably shows the suspect assembling the rifle. She refuses to address any of these things she was caught lying about.

The text messages prove the case and no one is denying them except terminally online schizos.

Finally, those saying "innocent until proven guilty" themselves don't respect the rule of law. This proves how dishonest these people are. Tyler will be convicted based on overwhelming evidence, and they'll do a 180 claiming the courts are rigged.

Everything about these people is bad faith, and you don't engage bad faith actors in good faith.

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

Behold, @thevivafrei shows us all The Way:

Accept the official narrative into thine heart, then ye shall know peace.

[Viva Frei @thevivafrei]

@RealCandaceO 😂 I must have misunderstood what you meant by “stay tuned” when I asked if you had a receipt.

I didn’t realize it meant “stay tuned” *for nothing*.

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

@thevivafrei @RealCandaceO Twat-flex much these days, Viva?! This obtuse streak you’re on lately is bad enough, but adding snark and derision toward Charlie’s near-sister is so out of character for you. I don’t care how much you may disagree with her takes, it’s unlike you to be so very un-gentleman-like.

[Friendly Foe, Orb Lord Acolyte @FriendlyFoe3]

@LionelMedia @RealCandaceO @thevivafrei @Villgecrazylady Wholeheartedly agreed. I tend to favor irrationally blaming his wildly overgrown mane, as ascribing rational reasons for his intellectual misfeasance is seemingly futile.

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@AshtonForbes Accept the official narrative in thine heart, then ye shall know peace.