friend out of contxt

our friend group, out of context

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“Hey baby” *instant regret*

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“I don’t cuddle with strangers. I get my sex in and then I leave.” -Anonymous Gay

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*at brunch* “no don’t do that, you’re going to ruin my beignets”
“Isn’t that the thing that shoots water up your ass??”

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“Name 5 Taylor swift songs.”
“This should be easy because you have a sister *looks to Bryan* and you are a sister.”

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“Put on some Beethoven”

“Um I don’t think he could record back then so...”

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*girl struggling to keep her head above water in the ocean*. “Help! I’m drowning!”
Joey immediately: “Shut up you’re dramatic

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Tea pt 2☕️🐸

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Tea☕️🐸

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“Joey sure knows how to treat a woman.”
Joey: “want a handie?” *jazz hands*

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“Are you calling her racist?”
“No I think he’s calling me straight.”

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“No one ever goes to the hookah bar with me”

“I have asthma!!”

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At 1:30 am : “ I put the pizza in the oven but luckily my little brother already had a pizza in there”

“This is exactly how I expected this family to survive.”

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Guys... second cousin.... 17 people in one house... none of us can cook and we get an expensive house so we don’t any furniture.. MTV wya?

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You spelled “it” wrong...

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“It’s like squidward but Edward”

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Friendly reminder: it’s 11 days til hate Jacob day 🎊

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“Hmmm... the orgy group has to go..”

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Rush tri upsilon #ΥΥΥ

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September 10, 1852, I’m the queen of France.....I watch a lot historical dramas