F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Quotes from the acclaimed American sitcom created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman that aired on NBC from September 22, 1994 to May 6, 2004.

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MONICA: Why is your family Scottish? CHANDLER : Why is your family Ross? #Season7

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RACHEL: I do NOT have chubby ankles! #Season2

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RACHEL: Except Ross is more uptight about crumbs than you are. ROSS: There was a drumstick in the couch. #Season8

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ROSS: Did a Porsche throw up on you? #Season6

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JOEY: Un, bloo, blah, flu, flank! #Season10

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ROSS: You're over me? When were you, uh, when were you under me? #Season2

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PHOEBE: So, how's the second greatest love affair of the century? RACHEL: The second? Who's the first? PHOEBE: Me and this muffin! #Season7

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RACHEL: What? Joey got a turkey stuck on his head? JOEY: Hey, it's not like it sounds. CHANDLER: It's exactly like it sounds. #Season5

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DOCTOR: You don't have much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute. MONICA: I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?

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ROSS: Okay, I know what I've got to do. I've gotta go Red Ross. #Season4

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MONICA: I haven't been picked on this much since kindergarten when they had to bring someone in from junior high to do the see-saw with me.

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PHOEBE: I don't want to be the reason you're unhappy. That would just make me unhappy and I really don't want to be the reason I'm unhappy!

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CHANDLER: I just think it's time for you to settle down, you know? Make choice, pick a lane. JOEY: Who's Elaine? #Season4

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PHOEBE: Don't take no for an answer, bum, bum, bum! Don't let love fly away, bum, bum, bum, bum! #Season10

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AMANDA: You look positively ghastly! CHANDLER: Well aren't you a treat. #Season10

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PHOEBE: If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

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MONICA: I think you're great, I think you're sweet, you're smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me. #Season4

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ROSS: Well, yeah, I think we should get married! RACHEL: What? Because that's your answer to everything? #Season8

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PHOEBE: Will Betty be the one who he loves truly, or will it be the one who we'll call Lulie? #Season2