The Friendship Bitch

Waitin' for the day this comes back to bite me in the ass.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[The Friendship Bitch @FriendshipBitch]

When your mom manages to cancel your plans two times in a row because she fucking caaaaaaan. #Boo

[The Friendship Bitch @FriendshipBitch]

It always takes a best friend to send an all-consuming and depressing revelation to your soul. #WhoopsImFat

[The Friendship Bitch @FriendshipBitch]

Letting down a friend. <<<

[The Friendship Bitch @FriendshipBitch]

When your mom makes plans with family over your already made plans with a friend, and she gives zero shits. #TookMeALongTimeToPlanThisBitch

[The Friendship Bitch @FriendshipBitch]

Desperately clinging onto a friendship you know won't last, but still not ready to give up on it yet. #NeedToStop

[The Friendship Bitch @FriendshipBitch]

When one thing goes wrong, everything else falls to shit.

[The Friendship Bitch @FriendshipBitch]

I just miss having someone to walk with at midnight when life seems tough, I miss my old friends. #WhyDidYouMoveAway?

[The Friendship Bitch @FriendshipBitch]

When your best friend won't drink with you but will drink with her other friends. #DeepestSadness

[The Friendship Bitch @FriendshipBitch]

It's amazing how a scent or object or song can bring you back to a certain person or feeling. #TrueNostalgia

[The Friendship Bitch @FriendshipBitch]

Friends bring you the most joy, and also the most frustration.

[The Friendship Bitch @FriendshipBitch]

When the friend you haven't talked to in a month decides to text you for the first time in a long time. #NotEvenWorthIt #NothingImportant

[The Friendship Bitch @FriendshipBitch]

Is it appropriate to call you gay "friend" a slut, because that's what he is? #HomeWrecker

[The Friendship Bitch @FriendshipBitch]

If you haven't talked to me in a month, odds are a "friendly" rude comment on a picture of mine will not be taken nicely. #FuckYouAssWipe

[TopN0tch_Bitch™ @TopN0tch_Bitch]

Those people you wouldn't even talk to if you didn't text them first <<<

[The Friendship Bitch @FriendshipBitch]

Those friends who you never really knew that well in high school can always end up being the best ones afterwards. #NewFriendsOldFriends

[The Friendship Bitch @FriendshipBitch]

It's so discouraging when all your friends are getting tan, and you can physically feel yourself getting paler as the days go by.. #White

[Sassy Girl Problems @SassyGirlsProbs]

I really need a tan.