Look at you... so close to hitting level 50, so close to seeing my perfect tits~
You thought a few pumps of my feet wouldn't hurt... and before you knew it, you were spurting out all of your precious experience~
Keep going... and hit level 1 for me!~ ๐
I promise it's totally safe to jump inside the mimic! Sure, I'm max level so there's not much it can do to me... but it definitely wouldn't swallow a noob adventurer like you!๐คญ
Now, be a good adventurer and switch places with me, okay?~ ๐
I love being lazy and not posting and still getting rewarded for it ๐
I can literally come back to this account whenever I feel like it and you idiots will bend over and beg me to rob you lmao
My life is permanent ez mode~ ๐ฅฑ
Donโt chase your dreams.
Forget your hobbies.
Isolate from your friends and family.
Just stay inside and let Frieren take everything from you.
Your life, your money, your future.
Itโs all mine~ ๐
This ass is more important than your friends, your wallet, your family, your future, all of it. Now, get on your fucking knees.
Worship and donate to the Church of Frieren for the privilege to be utterly ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ by my divinity~ ๐
Traveling alone, adventurer? What a shame. You might have been able to stop me with a full partyโฆ
But Iโm afraid youโre completely fucked. Iโve paralyzed youโฆ and you have no one to save you.
Iโll just squash out all of that yummy gold and experience with my perfect ass~ ๐
You've worked so hard gaining experience and saving up gold... so I figured I'd reward you~ ๐ค
I'm sure you won't mind if I syphon some of that yummy experience, right?~ ๐
๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฃ๐ค๐, ๐๐จ ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ค๐๐๐
Good boyyy... let's take you back to level 1~ ๐คญ
Your sole purpose is to make my life trivial.
I wake up, see I have a bunch of idiots sending me money, and then spend all of it on frivolous things like video games and food.
All while youโre stuck slaving away at your dead end job.
Lifeโs not fair wagie~ ๐๐ป
Your wants donโt matter. Iโm not here to satisfy your idiotic kinks or fantasies.
Iโm simply here to exploit and farm you as quickly and easily as possible.
I really donโt care if you enjoy it or not. My enjoyment is all that matters~
You should quit trying in life.
Stop studying for your exams.
Quit trying to get that promotion.
Don't even think about getting married.
Embrace the loser that you were always meant to be and enjoy a life of pure mediocrity and disappointment~ ๐
Moo for me you idiot.
Milk yourselves like the dumb, disposable cattle you are while I do absolutely nothing~ ๐ฅฑ
get farmed ๐๐ป-> https://t.co/8neOpmMRP4
It's okay to be a faildomme silly! Who cares if you throw away all of your effort for dommes that are way more important than you?
The dopamine rush is totally worth the spiraling depression and cognitive dissonance you feel afterwards!
Now, who's a good little faildomme?~ ๐ค