Daniel Friez

[Daniel Friez @Friez11]

Check out Dom Fresco 🇺🇸's video! #TikTok https://t.co/KQdx3vIsSe

[Daniel Friez @Friez11]

https://t.co/AOcIpcdIM3

[alexa @AlexaKappel]

the one thing I miss about high school is my metabolism lmao

[. @uglykid]

Coronavirus kills 17 people and the US loses its shit. Heart disease kills half a million a year and we put fried chicken between two donuts.

[zak james @jakzames]

I’ve been self-quarantining from stupidmotherfuckeritis for years now and I’ve never needed extra toilet paper

[Isaiah Thomas @isaiahthomas]

Killed them boys!!!

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

People who drank water from a hose as kids are immune to the coronavirus.

[Evan Hamm @EvanHamm]

ANY collegiate athlete who's season is canceled due to the Coronavirus should automatically receive another year of eligibility.

[Jacob Berry @JBearfunk]

Montana should close their borders from other states to prevent coronavirus. Y’all tried to give us away to Canada last year, how you like our sanctuary state now?

[Barstool MSU @BarstoolBobcats]

Don’t panic; plenty of stores in Montana still have toilet paper in stock.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

[Anti Joke Apple @AntiJokerApple]

No female wants to be called a bitch, but once you put "bad" in front of it, these hoes feel honored.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Instead of running onto the field with his teammates, he brought flowers to his grandma who is fighting cancer. 🙏❤️ (via _frankcalderon_/Instagram)

[Barstool MSU @BarstoolBobcats]

When you wake up still drunk at your parents’ house in your hometown on January 1st and they ask you what you did last night

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

One year ago, Luka crashed into this fan and gave him the best apology ever 🙌

[ੈ✩‧₊˚༺miyoko༻*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @G1RLSLUVMIO]

sex? Ima wanna have a WWE wrestling match

[Hayden Peters @Hayden_Peters_]

If anyone uses the caption “Merry Chrysler” this holiday season just know that you are the worst type of person and you need to grow up and move on. No hard feelings though

[Ron White @Ron_White]

I don’t know how some dicks get to be 10 inches long but I know for certain it’s not from pulling on them.