Imnotgoing Sideways

Virtually virtual weeb.
Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny! (^_^)y

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New to the family. Paulie! =^-^=

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Why aren't we charging automakers for negligent homicide for every traffic death caused by distracted driving because the A/C controls are in the 'environment' sub-menu of the 'interior' sub-menu accessible only via the 'home' menu?

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Officially my new shoes, ready to wear. =^-^=

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Replace "gamers" with "customers" and answer writes itself.

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Can't make this stuff up... (-_-)

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So many 'smart' devices are just flashy solutions for problems that don't even exist. (-_-)

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They're not demonic humans. They're demons which mimic human forms. A mimicry so effective, It even works beyond the 4th wall. Real people will totally ignore the fact that this is all imagined in a fantasy setting and choose to empathize with ink on paper. #frieren #demons

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It's like putting trust in the path of least resistance at the speed of light and someone got their physics education from the back of a cereal box.

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Been watching Honey Lemon Soda and rewatching Kimi ni Todoke. My eyelids are genuinely getting chapped.

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Mercy by the fire 🔥 =^-^=

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Smartypants: you can't completely clear my mind.
Me: my mind has been completely clear for the past few hours.
Smartypants: impossible! What were you doing?
Me: dunno, I wasn't thinking at the time. =^-^=

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The story of life is written in scars.

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What happened with opening links in a new tab!?

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Some songs are better when they're not locked at -0.1dB.

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Someone explain for me. 7 studs and 1 bolt. I see this on so many semi trucks and for the life of me I can’t figure out why. (O.o)

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They fight! And fight! And fight and fight and fight! Fight fight fight! Fight fight fight! My Hero Academia! (-_-)

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If you're selling apples and bleach and your customers are hungry, why are you pushing for someone to buy the bleach?

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Moments before the fan’s doom. =^-^=

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How curious can I get? Just watched a watch repair video and wanted to figure out the scale dimensions of a small screw.
https://t.co/JSHsW6XwSf

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Not sure why she’s sitting like this but there she is. (O.o)