Frinkiac

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♪ don't have a cow, man, don't have a cow, man ♪ ♪ have a piece of fish, oy! ♪ bart, we're here to bring you back

S16E21 - The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star #simpsons

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ooh... don't listen to him, sir. you've got an enchanting musk.

S08E21 - The Old Man and the Lisa #simpsons

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uh... don't you have anything healthy here? well, we do have some low-salt candy bars and some reduced-fat soda

S09E23 - King of the Hill #simpsons

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this time i'm hungover. you can do it. you're the coolest adult i ever met.

S03E22 - The Otto Show #simpsons

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your father's burdensome bucket. now proclaim, "i have the power." "i have the power."

S11E11 - Faith Off #simpsons

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… by praying like hell on my deathbed? marge: homer, they can hear you inside. homer: relax. those pious morons are too busy …

Movie - The Simpsons Movie #simpsons

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you know, we should visit shelbyville more often. they have a store that just sells shoes.

S16E14 - The Seven-Beer Snitch #simpsons

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yes, of course i would. who wouldn't like that, to be part of the music scene?

S05E17 - Bart Gets an Elephant #simpsons

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man walks on the moon, again. then for a long time nothing happened... until tonight.

S08E14 - The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show #simpsons

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no roughhousing on the monkey bars. you there. tuck in your shirt. watch it, i saw that.

S01E11 - The Crepes of Wrath #simpsons

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what have i done? what have i done? calm down, pa.

S12E21 - Simpsons Tall Tales #simpsons

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but, dad... son, if you really want something in this life you have to work for it.

S04E01 - Kamp Krusty #simpsons

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( ringing) hi, lurleen. we were just talking about you. i think i can come over.

S03E20 - Colonel Homer #simpsons

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all those coins were only worth three lousy cents? let the good times roll. this is so humiliating.

S02E21 - Three Men and a Comic Book #simpsons

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to stand around for three hours or so. then we'll close with the ethnic comedy of dugan and dershowitz.

S04E05 - Treehouse of Horror III #simpsons

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huh? aw, what a beautiful frame.

S12E20 - Children of a Lesser Clod #simpsons

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also the phonograph the microphone and the electric car. no one man can do all that.

S10E02 - The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace #simpsons

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oh, no. bette midler. ( grunts)

S04E22 - Krusty Gets Kancelled #simpsons

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boo? hey, look out! he's nuts! out of the way, baryshnikov!

S11E11 - Faith Off #simpsons

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♪ so let me please reiterate, i love to... ♪ ( tires screeching) ( screaming)

S14E20 - Brake My Wife, Please #simpsons