Proud of my boy @zacherlewein for getting his first college football offer! (Even though he can’t pose for selfies very good...seriously how hard is it?!?) #JustHoldStillAndLookAtTheCamera
i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart
Turning one up for Duke today. Little known fact-ran into him once at the airport and he mentioned he liked Van deKamp’s better. I think he’d be drinking... #BeansOverrated https://t.co/uhtmcsd2kc
Back in town for a few days...hit me up if you want to hang at @TheGrizzlyRose#ElChapultepec or @Wynkoop or something. Uber’s cool with dogs up here right?
Listen...I wanna go on the car trip just as much as the next guy, but can’t we just pick a hotel that accepts “regular” dogs? F’ing Amazon.
On the plus side the directions do say no one is allowed to mess with me. So there’s that.