Chris Kee

[Chris Kee @FriskyChrisKee]

@evanponter

[Chris Kee @FriskyChrisKee]

@evanponter You’re a spud stud

[Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein]

Since 1990, Illinois Tool Works $ITW is up about 90-fold, 59 consecutive dividend increases

[Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein]

McGrath RentCorp $MGRC makes modular buildings. It's a pretty good business. New ATM today. 31 straight div increases. Two analysts follow it. Market cap = $2.6B

[Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein]

Ever heard of UFP Technologies $UFPT?

It's up about 100 fold in 20 years. But keep debating Tesla!

[Chris Kee @FriskyChrisKee]

@evanponter To the New Year’s resolutions…

[Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein]

"How about 100 shares of $AWK?"
"What do they do?"
"It's a water company based in New Jersey."
"LOL. Badabing-no"

[Chris Kee @FriskyChrisKee]

@evanponter

[Erika Kullberg @ErikaKullberg]

What Southwest doesn’t want you to know about delayed and lost luggage 🤯

[Chris Kee @FriskyChrisKee]

@evanponter It’s the same people who, as a collective group, walk through the middle of the main airport walkway, and stop directly in the middle of the walkway, as a group, in order to plan their next move. Never moving to the side, or having any sense of self awareness at all.

[Chris Kee @FriskyChrisKee]

@evanponter “Are you in line?”
“No, but we are standing in the line. We just don’t move when the line moves.”
“Why?”
“Where else can I both inconvenience and confuse this many people at once in order to sit down in a predetermined seat for an extended period of time?”

[ABC News @ABC]

Life expectancy in the U.S. has fallen to the lowest levels seen in 26 years, new federal data shows. https://t.co/ULhUa83mtq

[Chris Kee @FriskyChrisKee]

@evanponter Those people flowing in and out of Elon’s massive mechanical, eco friendly rectum

[Chris Kee @FriskyChrisKee]

@evanponter If I didn’t have half a thanksgiving dinner already prepped I would strongly consider it. I would like to do a ski trip/debauchery fest out west early next year with the crew from PSU and some others. I’ll let you know!

[Chris Kee @FriskyChrisKee]

@evanponter Two billionaires, actually. Ole Musky and the Cheeto now

[Chris Kee @FriskyChrisKee]

@evanponter Hates the elite. Worships a billionaire

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

BREAKING: @GuyFieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

It's official. I will be the next U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania.

We bet on the people of Pennsylvania - and you didn’t let us down 

And I won’t let you down. Thank you.

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

I didn’t get into comedy until I was 27. I was homeless from 30 to 33. I lived in a car for three years. Don’t give up on your dreams 💯