Andrew

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SeaWorld Debuts New Controversial Orca Whale Burlesque Show http://t.co/rqldYbMPjg

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Study: Settling For Adequate Partner Better Than Waiting For Soulmate http://t.co/6SHEbOn5d8 #WhatDoYouThink?

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Montana Lawmaker Proposes Banning Yoga Pants http://t.co/moacVOrtz1 #WhatDoYouThink?

[Andrew @FriskyWilly]

ol' Al may have invented the internet, but I was twitter'n before lil @MonicaLewinsky stained her first dress. #thankshillary

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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back http://t.co/7szPt1fE2N

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Report: Mom Has Plan For Tub Of Whipped Cream In Fridge

Don’t Eat It http://t.co/uEyirh8CCG

[Andrew @FriskyWilly]

@ELLEmagazine whaaa? thought doogie was gay?

[Andrew @FriskyWilly]

brian williams my bestie #iunderstand #denydenydeny

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"Somebody else should do it. I don’t want to mess it up." http://t.co/Xli5zrGLZ2

[Andrew @FriskyWilly]

workin out, gettin swole.

[Andrew @FriskyWilly]

@shallerrn ?

[Andrew @FriskyWilly]

@shallerrn Wishin Happiness the Birthday-Hoochie! Have a cigar and wash that nasty dress! #HappyBirthdayHoochie #SorryBoutDrewRichmond #BFF

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wet willie #DescribeYourLoveLifeWithASong #NationalHugDay

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Goo Goo Dolls #DescribeYourSexLifeWithABand

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Hootie & the Blowfish #DescribeYourSexLifeWithABand

[Andrew @FriskyWilly]

Limp Bizkit #DescribeYourSexLifeWithABand

[Andrew @FriskyWilly]

U2#DescribeYourSexLifeWithABand

[Andrew @FriskyWilly]

looks like the oval office when you look straight at it, huh? #perspective #likeacigar

[Andrew @FriskyWilly]

Vote Hillary. #beingsupportive #needspace