Michael S. Fritchen

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@mrxuniverseus Random dog first, Taylor then all those rappers could drown for all I care since I don’t respect what they do or how they live. Taylor and I would have to have a conversation about her tolerance for the hippety hop and rippety rap.

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@AvaBennettqk A watch band pin with spring pushing the ends out.

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@66mxs Totally number 4.

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@TonyKing38983 It powers the headlamp and brake light when pressed against the tire while it is spinning.

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@HOTMAGAX Totally number four. If not, please sister!

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@Julie8sxg A delusional man? There aren’t cis genders. Just straight up genders. I knew an actual hermaphrodite. They had both. The parents sewed up one genitalia hoping the other would take over, but it was never “operational” so they unsewed the one they felt was more real to them.

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@TonyKing38983 It’s a pencil sharpener…

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@oelma__ All 20. Had a children’s encyclopedia. I had a cassette in my car I’d play with Bruno Mars’ Just the Way You Are recorded from the radio to trick my girlfriend that “our song” happened to come on the radio every time we went anywhere.

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@realgalgadot585 Gal Gadot’s breasts are small & humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains like Shakira sings.

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@Jenny1708FL There’s still 6 including 4 survivors, you and the killer as it didn’t mention them leaving.

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@emmii_67 My LED watch looked nothing like an obvious Apple Watch…

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@emmii_67 The Apple Watch screams time traveler. I was born in February 1976 and would have loved one of those as a baby.

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@KINGOFHEART63 @Jassica445 You look pretty old to me and like a simp…

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@lippyent It’s M*A*S*H! I used to watch it past my bedtime like a naughty boy in the early ‘80’s…

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@oelma__ I have two legs no matter how many snuggly pets I own…

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@0ivankaTrump1 I see 9682, but I’m cheating with glasses. Now where’s my dolla dolla bills ya’ll?!

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@IvankaTrumpUSRV Why can’t I see the other replies? Also is it cheating if I used my reading glasses to see it? Me and those Imagine Dragons kids. They might be 40 now but I’m 10 yr older than them. I’m also in one of their music videos. The guy with the “No Squatches” sign in Born to Be Yours.

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@IvankaTrumpUSRV I posted a video reply before I saw that you can get some dolla dolla bills ya’ll! Where me money at. Mr. Crabs “Money, money, money!” style…

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@IvankaTrumpUSRV I saw a very faint 55 but this is an unfair test. Not everyone’s phone has a high enough contrast to see it.

[Michael S. Fritchen @Fritchenator]

@whiterey23 @Eman_8282 Albino? You can’t go in sun? Like a vampire?