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[Alan @FritoAl]

@PirateTraders Ahh yes, the psychological pain. I remember it well. Back when I started, I wanted to trade the S&P's via SPY in my IRA. PDT killed that idea, so I went and opened a futs account with like $5k and tried to trade ES minis. That didn't work out so well.

[Alan @FritoAl]

@royalpratt @LAURA_N_ROD They should be free to do whatever they want. Only citizens should be required to be properly credentialed. More little kids should also be working the intersections, since they are so small, they have less chance of getting hit by cars racing by.

[Alan @FritoAl]

@Variety Shut up and act.

[Alan @FritoAl]

@AirMan1979 @catturd2 @MiDiamondDave So teenagers put us on the moon? Got it.

[Alan @FritoAl]

@OfAthenry @jonfavs Are you doubting her stats and Gavin Newsome's stats? How dare you. Why would they lie? When have they ever lied?

[Alan @FritoAl]

@OfAthenry @jonfavs Um, 13% reduction in homelessness maybe? Pick up a newspaper much, because it don’t sound like you do.

[Alan @FritoAl]

@JaymalGreen Ja'Mal Green with his MAGA talking points. Chicago is the safest it's been in 50 years. Everyone knows it, and it's confirmed by the spreadsheets. This is white supremacy against our beloved black mayor.

[Alan @FritoAl]

@pityforyourself Might explain why Pants never appeared on the "Talking Sopranos" podcast.

[Alan @FritoAl]

@DanSaltsburg @JustineBateman You would think. She should be getting absolutely crushed in the polls. Yet she's still winning.

[Alan @FritoAl]

@OneOutOf4 Maybe if the guy knew how to annunciate. Ace a base E? What the fuck is that?

[Alan @FritoAl]

@DefiantLs He ran all the way back to Managuadora.

[Alan @FritoAl]

@TheOnlyDSC I say it's not right for senior citizens to attack food service workers. But that's just me.

[Alan @FritoAl]

@ChrisCillizza They can't run a campaign, but yeah, I'm sure they'd do a fine job running the country, as they were.

[Alan @FritoAl]

@TheBernienator @Austin__Berg CPS teachers are struggling? In Chicago Public Schools the average teacher salary is approximately $86,400, with the district-wide average projected to exceed $114,000 by the 2027-2028 school year due to ongoing, contracted raises. The struggle is not real.

[Alan @FritoAl]

@xoBritneyC @ClownWorld Are you talking about the neighbors grass? That lawn wasn't exactly Augusta National over there.

[Alan @FritoAl]

@ClownWorld "Could you not walk in the grass, that's where we lift weights" Meanwhile, they care so much about their precious stuff they dry out floor mats on their car hood.

[Alan @FritoAl]

@TraceyRyniec @CWBChicago Crime is down. Not needed.

[Alan @FritoAl]

@cheeseatnight @wtatpwoodspoon @ChrisCillizza So you admit the DOE is a failure, yes?

[Alan @FritoAl]

@ChrisCillizza We just need to spend more on investing in our children. Particularly on administrators to administrate. I think each classroom needs a lawyer in it to monitor equity.