Fritz Haber

Born and raised in Poland 🇵🇱
My back hurts from carrying the science industry 🙄 being a superhero is great though 😅🙏
Winner of #NobelPrize

[Fritz Haber @FritzHaber19]

@helenluvsorange who are you?

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i've been feeling really tired and ill these past couple of months...let's not hope a virus is spreading!! 😷 #HAHA

[Fritz Haber @FritzHaber19]

Scrap that...I'm moving to Switzerland. However, the Londoners did seem to love me 🤣🤣 kept throwing stuff at me and shouting at me... friend told me it's how they show affection ❤️❤️ I just didn't seem to enjoy their tea or "scones" 🤢🤮

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Moving to London!! Hopefully the Brits will accept me more than the Germans did 🤣🤣 #cryingontheinside

[Fritz Haber @FritzHaber19]

HILARIOUS!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i try to make similar jokes to my friends but they never understand 😭🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke and you get no reaction.

I guess all the good chemistry puns argon.

[Fritz Haber @FritzHaber19]

Currently attempting to isolate gold from seawater, hoping that this will eventually reduce the reparations we gotta pay

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without my contribution, the war wouldn't have lasted as long as it did! Since the outbreak of the war and when the allies imposed a naval blockade on Germany, we had no access to nitrogen. Without my invention, German war economy would not have lasted as long as it did...

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ok, the feedback is showing numerous yeses...clearly not popular amongst the youth 😤🙄

[Fritz Haber @FritzHaber19]

stop asking me why i said the first world war, i don't know anything about a second one? don't think it will happen..

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people have been hating on me recently 😭 Have my contributions WW1 really been that bad?

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people are calling me 'the father of chemical warfare' ?? 🤔didn't know i had another child..😆😆

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Off to celebrate my big win - hey...smart people gotta have fun too😆😆 #partytimewiththeboys

[Fritz Haber @FritzHaber19]

Oh thank you, my fellow supporters! Shoutout to younger me...would have never believed that a couple of years later, he would be winning the Nobel Prize ☺️ I'd like to thank my father, a successful importer of natural dyes and pigments, who inspired me to study chemistry 😇

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Not us losing the war 😭😭😭😭embarrassing...but apparently nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize for my work on the catalytic formation of ammonia from hydrogen and nitrogen ...after the storm comes the rainbow 🌈🌈

[Fritz Haber @FritzHaber19]

April 22 Update⚠️: We just released more than 168 tons of chlorine gas
Apparently, over a half were believed to have died by asphyxiation within minutes
We are on the path to success! ❤️❤️❤️

[Fritz Haber @FritzHaber19]

#onfrontlinesofYpres, having a cigar ☺️ waiting for the right time to drop the gas⌛️. Still waiting for the ideal winds, which are strong enough to carry the gas away from the German troops, but not strong enough to dissipate the gas before they could take effect...

[Fritz Haber @FritzHaber19]

my wife won't talk to me 🥲 she says my experiments and inventions are "barbaric"...? what does she know 😒 shaking my head🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #smilingthroughthepain

[Fritz Haber @FritzHaber19]

I need people to test my lovely experiment on!! anyone!? please 🙏🙏 Message me privately if you would like to take part ❤️
side effects include: headaches, thirst (however, drinking water would mean instant death), pain in the lungs, insensibility and death

[Fritz Haber @FritzHaber19]

#WorldWar people requesting my help right now in replacing explosives in shells with poisonous gases; i'm using chlorine as it is dense gas - it's going to sink into trenches and poison soldiers #TheMoreYouKnow

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behind the scenes! sneak peek for my loyal followers 😆😆