Mr. Fritzzle

I heard there were cookies

[Mr. Fritzzle @FritzMicah]

Hey I need a new podcast to blast through, I loved Winds of Change and Blowback so if you know something similar I'd like to know about it please

[Mr. Fritzzle @FritzMicah]

I'm a little annoyed both of my neighbors have loud Harleys and blast music but now I realize it makes it ok for me to listen to John Prine out loud after midnight

[Mr. Fritzzle @FritzMicah]

The guy playing guitar at the beer garden finished playing Purple Rain, told us his next song had the same chords, and launched into How He Loves. My world has never been the same since

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Scarface exists in the Breaking Bad universe, so how come nobody recognizes Don Eladio or Hector Salamanca as the guys from the movie?

[Mr. Fritzzle @FritzMicah]

It was my iliopsoas in case you were wondering

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You ever finally figure which specific muscle is causing all of your problems, do some very specific stretches, and then spend the rest of the day feeling your body readjust? Because it is the best and worst feeling ever

[Mr. Fritzzle @FritzMicah]

When is this boho rose filter or whatever going to finally die out

[Mr. Fritzzle @FritzMicah]

@BigFluffy74 So why don't you live here then

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I got to hear the NPR anchor say Yeezy today so that was pretty great

[Mr. Fritzzle @FritzMicah]

A potential teacher said in an interview today that Dante's Inferno was "a terrible book by the way" and you can bet right there that I immediately gave a thumbs down

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@journalsentinel if you want to up your subscribers I would start by actually having decent local content instead of having international call centers beg for people to resubscribe

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Oh hey it's me again watching hour-long video essays on Master and Commander to confirm my views that it is the best movie of all time

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My tailored ads seem to always be more bent towards the types of content that I view for the purpose of mockery instead of actual personal fulfillment

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After 3 attempts and 5 years, I finished reading Dune. Not impressed.

[Mr. Fritzzle @FritzMicah]

Ice breakers led by a person not on the staff have no place in a just and verdant society

[Mr. Fritzzle @FritzMicah]

Do you think the royal family shares a Netflix account

[Mr. Fritzzle @FritzMicah]

@DanielMickPhoto Is this the same one that was big on reddit the other day?

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*Youth pastor voice* "You know who ELSE was cancelled because of his teachings?"

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An Ordinary Quest : The Hero's Journey in Napoleon Dynamite and the Fantasy of Middle America

By Micah Fritz

A thesis submitted for the degree of Master of Arts

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Why am I crying
https://t.co/rKnO9daAnu