Bassdolf Fritzler

All the famous Fritz quotes.

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"I can't do that. But I can spell while I play cheeses, penis. Wait, that's not spelling."

-Father Fritz

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"If I said something about how I didn't die, and I immediately died for that reason after, please know that I died happily."

-Father Fritz

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"I feel like Frank could have so much wisdom, but instead he's just Frank."

-Father Fritz.

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"Do I have any quotes for today?"

-Father Fritz

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"You're like a parasite, and she's like the perfect host for you. And without her, you would die off. Oh, that was actually really good."

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

@TonkaPrincipal "Oh my goodness it's Mr. Erickson! Handshake!?!?"

-Father Fritz

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"Dude, we had a great talk about bears today. It had nothing to do with what I was actually learning."

-Father Fritz

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"Dude, AP bio is the greatest class ever! I have no idea what's going on!"

-Father Fritz

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"Okay, you're stupid. You don't like Bluecoats 2015."

-Father Fritz.

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"See, the difference between you and I, is that I realize when my ideas are stupid."

-Father Fritz

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"Oh! That should be a quote!"

-Father Fritz

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"Love yourself, because nobody else will"

-Father Fritz

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"I found a nice balance between running, and not moving at all. It's called walking!"

-Fritz

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"It's like you're my dad! Bye, dad! Have a good day at school!"

-Fritz

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"Have you ever heard of laziness, Josh? It's like being efficient but less work."

-sir Fritz the III

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"Last night I was really bored, so I took my belt buckle off, and I licked it. It tasted like sunscreen and bug spray. What does that mean?"

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"We keep the time, not the met."

-Father Fritz

[Bassdolf Fritzler @Fritzthings]

"I was late!"

-Fritz