Froggy Financial

Visit the grand opening of our newest branch at the Hilton Tucson East on Friday, July 29th!

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The free accounts provided by Froggy Financial! Store your dP at Froggy Financial, the most trusted bank from Nowhere and beyond! https://t.co/QObtA6VBZ0

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What made you smile today?

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Online accounts are now unfrozen, however we are closed Sunday so any withdrawals will have to occur at a later date.

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There's a high possibility that online transfers may be started again soon. Up to central bank.

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“Circuit breaker will remain while central bankers determine liquidity; considering takeover options” - Froggy VP of Finance

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#BREAKINGNEWS CIRCUIT BREAKER HIT! ONLINE TRADES AND TRANSFERS COMPLETELY DISABLED!!

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Hard currency controls are now in effect; only extremely limited withdrawals allowed at Froggy Financial branches.

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Froggy Financial denies claims of CFO activating golden parachute and leaving; we’re still in good hands.

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PKORP down too; bad economy leads to huge revenue decrease

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Froggy Financial denies claims of “running out of money”, is perfectly and totally 100% capitalized for any possible bank run.

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Due ongoing economic concerns, official vendors are no longer allowed to use dP cards. dP transfers still allowed if you want.

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PORK index now at 2 year low; officially a recession

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Investor confidence at 10 year low; central bank to start considering the “R” word.

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RIOTPIG: Without the funding from PKORP, and unable to meet even basic investor expectations; possible bankruptcy.

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HAPAPP - Revenue down 99% YoY, turns out almost everyone has a happy box and is happy with it.

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CLAY down; turns out private equity didn’t know how to run business it purchased.

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Daily Swine: “Reports of an accident in CHILAB regarding the accidental release of powerful chimera.”

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THUNDER down: Talks with catfish have failed, Tower no longer able to operate without electric catfish.

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GBLOOD down; reports of the new TEU gamer seat causing “medical issues” when seated for longer than an hour.

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Investors, not confident in liquidity of the synthetic timeshares, started some light selling of REALTY. Just a simple market correction.

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“Investors are loving our synthetic products! Soon introducing synthetic of synthetic of synthetic timeshares!” -REALTY CEO Kevin Scott