AsAboveSoBelow

Texas made

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[A Perfect Circle @aperfectcircle]

"Starless" is out now. https://t.co/Yeqd2JUwQ1

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[wavywebsurf @wavywebsurf]

fantano might of the luckiest guys on the internet only in the sense that all of the people who hate him have the IQ of a largemouth bass

[AsAboveSoBelow @Frogmaster_z]

@SteelyFan05 What makes it steely dan day

[B LOU @BLouu]

Shouldn’t have been chimping out smh 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Come get your Oscar William Dafoe

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

The First Lady gave a whole speech today on a topic her husband said is a hoax.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I miss when goon meant low level mafia thug

[b @bethspov]

shes using ur lingo with her new man btw

[Tandy @dantypo]

Is it possible that after all it witnessed, maybe Noem’s dog shot itself?

[(Gay) Signal @NopeSignal]

Bryon Noem: “Hey Honey, check out these puppies”

Kristi Noem: *mag dumbs 13 rounds into her husband’s chest*

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

The horniest woman you know is a woman in her 30s with no kids

[AJ @AJ151O]

Watching her stuff on mute>

[Caveman 🇺🇸 @thecavedaddy]

If my wife had been shot in the throat on live television I’d probably be fighting every urge to not blow my shit smooth off.

Her response continues to get weirder and weirder

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I miss the version of my life where I didn’t know who Pete Hegseth was.

[A Perfect Circle @aperfectcircle]

Tickets on-sale now:
4 Dec – Adelaide – The Drive
6 Dec – Melbourne – Rod Laver Arena
8 Dec – Brisbane – Riverstage
11 Dec – Sydney – TikTok Entertainment Centre
13 Dec – Auckland – Spark Arena
Puscifer join us on all dates.
📷: Travis Shinn