Tired: being forced to ride a dildo on camera to show what a horny faggot you are.
Wired: being forced to eagerly explain to the camera how you've gone a whole month without wearing the same bow tie twice (by buying pre tied variety packs)
The nat. fag state is perm. horniness. It gives us energy, a raison d'Γͺtre, joy & purpose. When we squirt,our hormone levels collapse & all good is gone. This can lead 2 fag depression, that is really no fun! The 1ly cure: Stay perm. locked & never squirt!πif u got it! #fagology